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The Thing nobody wants to talk about

Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Tue Jul 02, 2019 3:03 pm

Some of you are talking an enormous amount of shit and acting like you're a lot more bad ass than I think you really would be if a situation were real.

First matter in this thread is - do those people know who they are? I know who they are.

I will give those of you who want to be keyboard warriors 26 hours to reveal yourselves and admit it. If you do so, we'll go easy on you in this thread.

If you don't, then you're going to get a virtual ass slapping the like of which none of you have yet seen.
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Post by pinback » Tue Jul 02, 2019 6:45 pm

I act far more snarky and combative here than I do in real life, which is none.
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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Wed Jul 03, 2019 12:36 pm

Thank you, Pinner. Amnesty has been granted for you for the next four years.
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Post by AArdvark » Wed Jul 03, 2019 1:19 pm

RobB, can you point fingers at the offenders? Name names? What kind of shit talking are you referring to here?

Maybe I missed it. Wait, if you don't have creepy neighbors then you are the creepy neighbor. Am I the creepy neighbor? I don't want to be the creepy neighbor.

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Re: The Thing nobody wants to talk about

Post by Tdarcos » Wed Jul 03, 2019 2:07 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Tue Jul 02, 2019 3:03 pm
Some of you are... acting like you're a lot more bad ass than I think you really would be if a situation were real... I will give those of you who want to be keyboard warriors 26 hours to reveal yourselves and admit it.
Don't try to claim I'm not a badass. Hell, I just went through sepsis, which often kills people. And I gave up a leg, and even posted video of it. I think I have the chops to say, "I am a badass."
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Re: The Thing nobody wants to talk about

Post by Tdarcos » Wed Jul 03, 2019 2:09 pm

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Wed Jul 03, 2019 12:36 pm
Thank you, Pinner. Amnesty has been granted for you for the next four years.
A condition unlikely to be granted to Donald J. Trump if he isn't reelected.
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Re: The Thing nobody wants to talk about

Post by AArdvark » Wed Jul 03, 2019 4:52 pm

Yeah, but you're not talking shit or anything. I want to know who is cause I didn't see it.

PS could you post a link to your leg video?

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Post by Tdarcos » Wed Jul 03, 2019 5:08 pm

AArdvark wrote:
Wed Jul 03, 2019 4:52 pm
PS could you post a link to your leg video?
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Re: The Thing nobody wants to talk about

Post by The Happiness Engine » Thu Jul 04, 2019 1:27 pm

I wouldn't say I "talk shit" but I definitely fly through in a drunken rage and just drop some turds everywhere, and then do not care enough to come back and actually DISCUSS things...

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Post by pinback » Thu Jul 04, 2019 1:41 pm

You are terrible, rude and hurtful, so I nominate you.
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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Thu Jul 04, 2019 2:21 pm

AArdvark wrote:
Wed Jul 03, 2019 1:19 pm
RobB, can you point fingers at the offenders? Name names? What kind of shit talking are you referring to here?

Maybe I missed it. Wait, if you don't have creepy neighbors then you are the creepy neighbor. Am I the creepy neighbor? I don't want to be the creepy neighbor.
You are not the creepy neighbor! You have been granted amnesty for ten solar parsecs.
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Re: The Thing nobody wants to talk about

Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Thu Jul 04, 2019 2:22 pm

Tdarcos wrote:
Wed Jul 03, 2019 2:07 pm
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Tue Jul 02, 2019 3:03 pm
Some of you are... acting like you're a lot more bad ass than I think you really would be if a situation were real... I will give those of you who want to be keyboard warriors 26 hours to reveal yourselves and admit it.
Don't try to claim I'm not a badass. Hell, I just went through sepsis, which often kills people. And I gave up a leg, and even posted video of it. I think I have the chops to say, "I am a badass."
Good point. You stayed on topic, turned it around, made a compelling case and emerged a star. You have been granted amnesty for ten rupals.
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Re: The Thing nobody wants to talk about

Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Thu Jul 04, 2019 2:22 pm

The Happiness Engine wrote:
Thu Jul 04, 2019 1:27 pm
I wouldn't say I "talk shit" but I definitely fly through in a drunken rage and just drop some turds everywhere, and then do not care enough to come back and actually DISCUSS things...
Yes, but you are aware of your condition. You have been granted amnesty for a period of no less than 13.2 chrons and no greater than 42.
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Re: The Thing nobody wants to talk about

Post by AArdvark » Thu Jul 04, 2019 3:36 pm

So....is it someone who rhymes with Silly Phase?

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Re: The Thing nobody wants to talk about

Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Thu Jul 04, 2019 7:58 pm

Not in the slightest - he would need to post here for amnesty, but no, he was not who I had in mind when I created this thread.

You lose 10x24^2 bits of amnesty for that cruel accusation.
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Re: The Thing nobody wants to talk about

Post by Tdarcos » Thu Jul 04, 2019 8:47 pm

I don't talk shit, but, back when I was otherwise healthy and using a wheelchair, (because there was only one grab bar near the toilet) I had to shit in the chair (I would put down toilet paper where the stuff was going to land) then I would pick up the material and throw it in the toilet. As a result of this activity I got to learn a great deal about shit.

In fact, you could say I became a connosewer of shit.
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Re: The Thing nobody wants to talk about

Post by RealNC » Thu Jul 04, 2019 8:50 pm

Is it me? Are you accusing me of something? I'll smash your face in, pal. I know ninjutsu.

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Post by Jizaboz » Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:39 pm

The Happiness Engine wrote:
Thu Jul 04, 2019 1:27 pm
I wouldn't say I "talk shit" but I definitely fly through in a drunken rage and just drop some turds everywhere, and then do not care enough to come back and actually DISCUSS things...
Maybe you should not post while in a drunken rage then.

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Re: The Thing nobody wants to talk about

Post by Jizaboz » Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:41 pm

RealNC wrote: I know ninjutsu.
Really?! That’s cool man. I thought Flack and I were the only ones here that took martial arts classes. I studied small-circle jujitsu for 3 years at local AJA dojo in my early 20s

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Re: The Thing nobody wants to talk about

Post by RealNC » Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:49 am

Jizaboz wrote:
Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:41 pm
RealNC wrote: I know ninjutsu.
Really?!
No. I was watching ninjutsu tapes as a kid and thought this stuff is actually real back then. Does that count? :mrgreen:

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