Jolt Country

Where I live it is too risky, but I can give you my work address and that might be better. I mean, if someone nabs it then we gotta decide if we want to screw around with a postal claim.

Do ... we want to screw around with a postal claim?

Also, we could fire off a claim and leave the Macbook out of it. You guys didn't know that you joined a splinter Mail Fraud BBS, but ya did, fuckers!

That might be a little too obvious. Instead, I recommend editing the end of the logo. Who would tamper with a box full of Macbook Protein or Macbook Propane? What value could a box full of Macbook Protozoas or Macbook Proboscises possibly have? Then of course there's always...