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by pinback » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:58 pm
I don't have to say anything. I'm a doctor, too.
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by pinback » Fri Jun 30, 2017 4:41 pm
Robb's getting married RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE THIS!
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by pinback » Fri Jun 30, 2017 6:08 pm
Well, now he's married.
NEXT TOPIC.
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by AArdvark » Fri Jun 30, 2017 6:10 pm
That's so awesome!
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by AArdvark » Fri Jun 30, 2017 6:22 pm
What are the chances RobB will get his new wife to post here?
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by RealNC » Sat Jul 01, 2017 2:09 am
You're a brave man, Mr. Robb. Congratulations!
But no more hookers and cocaine from now on.
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by pinback » Sat Jul 01, 2017 5:08 am
NEXT TOPIC!!
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by Tdarcos » Sat Jul 01, 2017 5:26 am
pinback wrote: NEXT TOPIC!!
Okay, how soon are they getting divorced?
"At his wedding ceremony, all Burton could think about was how much she was going to cost him in alimony payments."
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by Flack » Sat Jul 01, 2017 9:00 am
So it turns out both my wife and Jizaboz are better at 4P Pac-Man than I am. They both stomped me! I think Jiz was the winner both rounds!
Here's Milker, ICJ and myself after a few visits to the open bar.
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by Tdarcos » Sun Jul 02, 2017 1:54 am
Flack wrote: Here's Milker, ICJ and myself after a few visits to the open bar.
Considering how they look, in the future they might want to restrict themselves to a
closed bar.
"We went to have ourselves a drink or two
But couldn't find an open bar"
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Another Old Lang Syne
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by RealNC » Sun Jul 02, 2017 6:07 am
Seriously?
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by ChainGangGuy » Sun Jul 02, 2017 8:04 am
He was serious.
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by Jizaboz » Mon Jul 03, 2017 8:06 am
Flack wrote: So it turns out both my wife and Jizaboz are better at 4P Pac-Man than I am. They both stomped me! I think Jiz was the winner both rounds!
Susan won the 2nd game! I was just going to tell everyone you won both games.. heh Do you have the pic she took of us "playing" Double Dragon?
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by Tdarcos » Mon Jul 03, 2017 10:54 pm
Jizaboz wrote: Susan won the 2nd game! I was just going to tell everyone you won both games.
Well, she's definitely not a "lazy" Susan!
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by RealNC » Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:54 am
Do not put exclamation marks at the end of jokes.
It ruins them.
Which in this case results in negative funniness!
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by Tdarcos » Tue Jul 04, 2017 4:02 am
RealNC wrote: Do not put exclamation marks at the end of jokes.
It ruins them.
Which in this case results in negative funniness!
Pot. Kettle. Aluminum cookware.
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by Flack » Tue Jul 04, 2017 5:30 am
Tdarcos wrote: Pot. Kettle. Aluminum cookware.
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by Tdarcos » Tue Jul 04, 2017 10:37 am
RealNC wrote: Do not put exclamation marks at the end of jokes.
It ruins them.
Which in this case results in negative funniness!
Would you mind telling that to comic books? I used to read lots of them as a kid! Every dialog bubble ended with an exclamation mark, except where the response was a question! Would you care to guess what punctuation mark they used then? The asterisk, of course!
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What is the only suitable punctuation to use at the end of a sentence about bowel movements?
The colon.
What is the only suitable punctuation to use at the end of a sentence about bowel movements by someone who's had bowel cancer surgery?
The semi-colon.
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by AArdvark » Tue Jul 04, 2017 11:01 am
What is the only suitable punctuation to use at the end of one of Paul's whiny replies?
The period.
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HITTIN' FOR THE CYCLE
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by pinback » Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:17 pm
Tdarcos wrote: Would you mind telling that to comic books? I used to read lots of them as a kid!
And you thought every dialog bubble was supposed to be a joke, which explains your complete lack of understanding of humor.
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