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Re: Billy Mays Told You So.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Thu Jun 13, 2019 9:14 pm

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Re: Billy Mays Told You So.

by Tdarcos » Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:59 pm

Well, you could always go back to doing Infomercials. Oh wait a moment...

Re: Billy Mays Told You So.

by ChainGangGuy » Mon Feb 25, 2019 4:48 pm

Billy Mays wrote:
Sat Feb 23, 2019 4:30 am
I wish Paul would honor me like that, I am nothing in the shadow of his magnificence, he is truly the greatest human being I have ever had the pleasure of knowing.
We are rather small in that man's shadow, B. Mays.

Re: Billy Mays Told You So.

by Billy Mays » Sun Feb 24, 2019 7:24 pm

Your post here is both weird and off-topic. reported.

Re: Billy Mays Told You So.

by The Happiness Engine » Sun Feb 24, 2019 4:24 pm

God, you are such a tedious maggot, to the point where I now gloss over your posts in much the same way no one reads Paul's mis-copied wikipedia posts. Can you even say anything interesting other than your obviously insincere "shit-stirring as helpful dialogue?" You might as well just shout "I'M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS" at the end of every post, it'd be funnier.

Re: Billy Mays Told You So.

by Billy Mays » Sat Feb 23, 2019 4:43 am

I just noticed that there are actually 19 words in his 15 word claim! Each time you reread a Paul post it is like receiving an entirely new present to unwrap. Is there no limit to this man's generosity?

Re: Billy Mays Told You So.

by Billy Mays » Sat Feb 23, 2019 4:30 am

I wish Paul would honor me like that, I am nothing in the shadow of his magnificence, he is truly the greatest human being I have ever had the pleasure of knowing.

Take this for example:

Rereading this thread, I noticed that Paul had made this comment:
Tdarcos wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:37 pm
Look at a container of roach powder or an insecticide spray, and either in black or red, on the back with the instructions, the first fifteen words on that package will be identical: WARNING: It is a violation of Federal Law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling.

Now, it is important contextually to know that I am obsessive over cleanliness so I have never owned nor saw the need to own roach powder, but thought to myself what he wrote couldn't possibly be true. It's absurd to think such a thing would be on the label of roach powder, they don't have a "it's against the law to beat people over the head with hammers" label on hammer, so I had to investigate. Giving him the benefit of the doubt, I started researching what is the most effective roach powder on the market, what is the best selling roach powder, narrowing it down to the US market, any Maryland regional brands, googling images of roach powders and their labels both front and back...And I began to think to myself that me, somebody who has never even seen a roach in real life will now start receiving targeted adds for roach powders and roach powder related products and services.

Paul puts on a cape before rolling up to a keyboard.

Re: Billy Mays Told You So.

by AArdvark » Sat Feb 23, 2019 4:01 am

n/t


THE
POINT PROVEN
AARDVARK

Re: Billy Mays Told You So.

by Billy Mays » Fri Feb 22, 2019 5:51 pm

Actually, that's an adjective you just used. The verb form of Tdarcos is already a long established thing now and it's when you accept a gift and then fail to acknowledge it.

Re: Billy Mays Told You So.

by AArdvark » Fri Feb 22, 2019 5:26 pm

But you've never been this...Tdarcos before.

(God, now the man's a verb)

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EVOLUTION
OF THE LANGUAGE
AARDVARK

Re: Billy Mays Told You So.

by Billy Mays » Fri Feb 22, 2019 4:00 pm

AArdvark wrote:
Fri Feb 22, 2019 3:10 pm
you never used to be like this.

I've been doing this specific thing for over a year and a half now.

Re: Billy Mays Told You So.

by AArdvark » Fri Feb 22, 2019 3:10 pm

Billy, are you being controlled by The Commander?

I have this image of him lying in some ward, breathing through tubes, while on some bedside screen his brainwaves are bouncing around like an Arkanoid game. In some astral-psychic way he is channeling your ass-holiness and it's coming out here. I see a lot of of common behaviors and you never used to be like this. What's going on?

THE
EXORCIST
AARDVARK

Re: Billy Mays Told You So.

by Billy Mays » Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:38 pm

Billy Mays wrote:
Sat Feb 02, 2019 9:50 pm
The Happiness Engine's idea is terrible
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Sun Feb 17, 2019 9:42 am
your comment to The Happiness Engine that his idea was "terrible" makes you look like an asshole.
The Happiness Engine wrote:
Fri Feb 22, 2019 12:44 pm
Of course it's a terrible idea.

I told you so.

Re: Billy Mays Told You So.

by Tdarcos » Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:37 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Mon Aug 28, 2017 7:52 pm
I don't understand what that means. The posts DO alternate between light and dark blue.
There are conditions where society demands significant or "high contrast" between some elements to ensure they can be seen. Warning labels are black and white, with minimum font sizes. Look at a container of roach powder or an insecticide spray, and either in black or red, on the back with the instructions, the first fifteen words on that package will be identical: WARNING: It is a violation of Federal Law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling.

Contrast is important and what we look at is the significance level of the two contrasting colors. Consider what our society considers its most valuable cargo that is routinely transported 5 days a week, 9 months a year: school children. And what color do they use for School Buses? Bright yellow to stand out and black lettering to contrast.

What is being complained about is that the difference in contrast between the two post message colors is so low it effectively disappears.

Re: Billy Mays Told You So.

by AArdvark » Wed Aug 30, 2017 4:57 pm

Can there be a base where all the posts show up as wording on Teh Commander's t-shirt? That would be aces!


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SILK SCREENED
AARDVARK

Re: Billy Mays Told You So.

by pinback » Tue Aug 29, 2017 5:30 pm

What?

Re: Billy Mays Told You So.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Tue Aug 29, 2017 4:46 pm

I don't know if we'll be coloring things the color of horseshoe, but I also think that perhaps that is not what you meant?

Re: Billy Mays Told You So.

by Jizaboz » Tue Aug 29, 2017 11:53 am

Horseshit.

Re: Billy Mays Told You So.

by Billy Mays » Tue Aug 29, 2017 7:30 am

Here's an idea for the color scheme: Robb, you like to use blue in your bbs design and Paul also likes to where blue shirts in many of his youtube videos, Paul's shirts are also always horribly stained in them...pick one of Paul's videos, set the primary color to whatever shade of blue his shirt is in it and the secondary color the same as whatever it's stained with? That would be both dark and gritty (literally) as well as satisfying pinback's desire for bolder contrast.

Pinback, I advised you to consult your physician which you eventually did (giving you the benefit of the doubt that your story is truthful), this is still an active I told you so. Even assuming it was merely a confirmation that you were doing the right thing all along, the value here resides entirely in your doctor's confirmation and not your assumption.

Re: Billy Mays Told You So.

by pinback » Tue Aug 29, 2017 3:59 am

By the way, I went to my doctor for the leg issue, and he said, put some ice on it and get back out there, fatso. So Billy, you're wrong on all counts except for the place needing a little more color.

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