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Re: Paul Tracker

by Tdarcos » Sat Jun 27, 2020 5:45 pm

Thank you, Jonsey, one of the people here (I've seen/heard her before, but don't know her name) woke me up (i guess I took a nap) about a couple hours ago to tell me (1) dinner was coming (2) I had gotten a box from Amazon.

Wouldn't you know it, I loaned my pair of scissors to Cena and she has not returned them after three days and multiple requests (passed on to others to relay to her). So, that's the last itme I loan anyone anything again, unless I get a deposit, worth more than the item. Leave behind ten bucks, I loan you the item (which costs less than $10). Return the item, you get your $10 back. If not, I've made a small profit, and I'll buy another one.

She (the lady who woke me) came back wiih dinner, set it up for me, and opened the box for me, and in it was a transparent bag of "Halloween style" Starburst. I had her put the bag in with the other things i have, so that gets rid of one unnecessary empty box cluttering up my area. I thanked her and she left (with the empty box).

She just came back, she brought one medicine cup with powder in it, and another 1/2 full of "cream to put on your butt," as the other aide (whom I'll call Mr. Jamaica (you can probably guess why), since I didn't see his name tag) said.

I have found my constant practice of politeness and civility is paying off. Mr. Jamaica said I was the only person he liked working with. Probably because I don't yell at people, I don't get mad at them (unless they really screw up badly), I do yelp or cry out when something hurts (or if what they have to do hurts me), I make other noises when I feel strange things, but I try to use "please" when asking for something and almost always say thank you.

In short, I treat the staff, aides and nurses, like they are people, not servants. Most,if not almost all, of the time. Some people here do their job but they're not very nice about it. They never do any misconduct, but I presume sometimes the grind of the job can wear them down and it's reflected in the way they work. I can tell a story from the first floor if anyone's interested.

Re: Paul Tracker

by Casual Observer » Fri Jun 26, 2020 8:50 am

Tdarcos wrote:
Fri Jun 26, 2020 3:49 am
the bag of York peppermint patties (thanks Flack!), bags of Ritz minis, along with two new arrivals: a box of bags of sour cream baked potato chips that just arrived, and the box of 3 varieties of Pringles potato crisps (regular, cheddar cheese, and Sour cream and onion). I'll manage.
Can somebody please send this man some Apples! Dude, help yourself a little bit, Jonsey's going full kervorkian on you and you don't even know it.

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Re: Paul Tracker

by pinback » Fri Jun 26, 2020 8:32 am

You're killing him!!!!!!

Re: Paul Tracker

by Tdarcos » Fri Jun 26, 2020 8:21 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Fri Jun 26, 2020 6:09 am
A new three pound bag is headed your way, Amazon says it will show up tomorrow but we know how weekend delivery has been.
Oh gee, what can I say. In view of the circumstances, my diabetes says thank you. My tastebuds also thank you. My sacrilliliac is indifferent, as is my remaining big toe. But, having veto power, I overrule the naysayers, and tell you personally that I do appreciate it.

Please be aware I was simply reciting facts to the best of my ability, since I see all of you as friends. I ask that you don't think I was "Jonseying" for a fix of Starburst, and while I can afford to purchase my own snacks, domations are appreciated.

Thank you.

Re: Paul Tracker

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri Jun 26, 2020 6:09 am

Tdarcos wrote:
Fri Jun 26, 2020 3:49 am
I could say "You don't want to know," but I am afraid to say that I suspect someone stole the (yellow) bag. The white bulk bag contained what I believe to be "haloween style" packaging; two (full size, wrapped) pieces in a small colored plastic wrapper, which would be suitable for putting in little hands or goody bags. So during an episode of Deep Space Nine i opened hundreds of packs, and ate all of them err I mean i dropped them in the jar, effectively filling it.

But I still had the unopened 54-ounce (yellow) bag still here. Well, that bag, which was sitting next to my bed on the radiator/air conditioner, has suddenly disappeared. Which makes no sense; I have other things more valuable here also fully exposed, like two tablets, two video cameras, and so on. Since I've been open about letting people have some, it seems petty to steal a $9.95 bag of Starburst but leave something like a $57 camera or one or both $55 tablets.
It's okay, I've made a bunch of it "disappear" myself, hardy har har!

A new three pound bag is headed your way, Amazon says it will show up tomorrow but we know how weekend delivery has been.

Re: Paul Tracker

by Tdarcos » Fri Jun 26, 2020 4:01 am

Tdarcos wrote:
Thu Jun 25, 2020 5:46 pm
A New Video is out: When Things Go South

Unedied (uncensored) video of me in a semi-panic. The language is probanly NSFW.
Flack wrote:
Thu Jun 25, 2020 7:46 pm
Someone give me the high(low)lights.
"The goddam camera was hard to start, then the motherfucking computer monitor went dark, implying the fucking computer had rebooted, but it turned out to be a false alarm that pissed me off, because if the bastard had simply rebooted, that's not a big issue, but if it crashed, that's a shitshow." Not exactly in those words, but close.

Re: Paul Tracker

by Tdarcos » Fri Jun 26, 2020 3:49 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Thu Jun 25, 2020 8:38 pm
Commander, how ya doing on Starburst?
I could say "You don't want to know," but I am afraid to say that I suspect someone stole the (yellow) bag. The white bulk bag contained what I believe to be "haloween style" packaging; two (full size, wrapped) pieces in a small colored plastic wrapper, which would be suitable for putting in little hands or goody bags. So during an episode of Deep Space Nine i opened hundreds of packs, and ate all of them err I mean i dropped them in the jar, effectively filling it.

But I still had the unopened 54-ounce (yellow) bag still here. Well, that bag, which was sitting next to my bed on the radiator/air conditioner, has suddenly disappeared. Which makes no sense; I have other things more valuable here also fully exposed, like two tablets, two video cameras, and so on. Since I've been open about letting people have some, it seems petty to steal a $9.95 bag of Starburst but leave something like a $57 camera or one or both $55 tablets.

On the other hand, they could have, like Finn, been concerned about my health, and figured if they took my candy for themselves they would be doing me a service by reducing the chances of my dying an untimely death, and, to prevent detection, they themselves would be "forced" to eat them. I's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.

So I'm down to 1/2 a jar. If the bag was not misplaced but was actually stolen, I will just have to console myself wih the remainder of the bag of York peppermint patties (thanks Flack!), bags of Ritz minis, along with two new arrivals: a box of bags of sour cream baked potato chips that just arrived, and the box of 3 varieties of Pringles potato crisps (regular, cheddar cheese, and Sour cream and onion). I'll manage.

Re: Paul Tracker

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Thu Jun 25, 2020 8:38 pm

Commander, how ya doing on Starburst?

Re: Paul Tracker

by Flack » Thu Jun 25, 2020 7:46 pm

Someone give me the high(low)lights.

New Video (NSFW)

by Tdarcos » Thu Jun 25, 2020 5:46 pm

A New Video is out: When Things Go South

Unedied (uncensored) video of me in a semi-panic. The language is probanly NSFW.

Re: Paul Tracker

by Tdarcos » Thu Jun 25, 2020 3:05 am

Correction to #7, this is the audio version the radio plays of Harry Styles Adore You:

Re: Paul Tracker

by Jizaboz » Thu Jun 25, 2020 12:45 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Wed Jun 24, 2020 10:24 pm
What?
Yeah!

Re: Paul Tracker

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Wed Jun 24, 2020 10:24 pm

What?

Re: Paul Tracker

by Tdarcos » Wed Jun 24, 2020 10:08 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Wed Jun 24, 2020 7:02 pm
WHO??????????????? IS THIS
Me.
pinback wrote:
Wed Jun 24, 2020 6:43 pm
What is this? What are you doing?
I said it seemed like this station (Hot 99.5) that my roommate was playing on his radio a few days ago played the same songs over, and over, and over. So I thought, am I exaggerating and I'm being ridiculous? He stopped listening to it, so I listened to that station on the Internet and captured the lyrics from each song they regularly played, during this morning.

I wanted to see just how many different songs they actually played, and guess what? It was actually more repetitious than I had said, there are less than 20 unique songs being played on that radio station all day and all night! 24/7 all that they have is what I posted here except for one I can't nail down, I haven't heard it often enough to do a search by lyrics to find it. That, and an occasional new song that sneaks in. The music links are here so I can confirm it is the same one, except for two of them. (1) I mentioned, Supalonely, which is radio edited, and (2) Harry Styles, Adore You seems to sound slightly different on the radio.

I just wanted to show to myself as well that they really were repeating the same songs.

Re: Paul Tracker

by Billy Mays » Wed Jun 24, 2020 10:07 pm

pinback wrote:
Wed Jun 24, 2020 6:43 pm
What is this? What are you doing?
Paul is constructing, at my request, the song loop that is played at his nursing home. He went over it in his last video.

Re: Paul Tracker

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Wed Jun 24, 2020 7:02 pm

WHO??????????????? IS THIS

Re: Paul Tracker

by pinback » Wed Jun 24, 2020 6:43 pm

What is this? What are you doing?

Re: Paul Tracker

by Tdarcos » Wed Jun 24, 2020 6:28 pm

Found another one that station runs, only this one is edited:

15. BENEE, Supalonely

This video plays the unedited version, not the radio version, as the first line makes clear:
"I know I fucked up, I'm just a loser"
Which the radio edit plays as
"I know I f'ed up, I'm just a loser"
And another line which isn't prohibited
"Lonely (I'm a lonely bitch)" as
"Lonely (I'm a lonely chick)"
Bu I guess nobody now would play Sir Elton John's The Bitch is back, or Meredith Brooks Bitch, both having gotten lots of airtime.

Re: Paul Tracker

by Tdarcos » Wed Jun 24, 2020 7:31 am

Tdarcos wrote:
Sun Jun 21, 2020 6:53 am
Billy Mays wrote:
Sat Jun 20, 2020 7:25 pm
What genre of music was the one guy playing all the time?
Hot 99.5, "[Washington] DC's #1 Hit Music Station."
These songs actually wouldn't be so bad if they weren't played over and over, like every 30 fucking minutes! Some of them had phrases that struck me and moved me. Here's what I heard over (and over, and over...) the lastfpur hours or so, some (many) of these were repeated. Over, and over, and over and over, and...

I captured a list by searching the lyrics. Most were actually okay, as long as they're not on repeat, constantly! I am not kidding when I say over the last four+ hours they only ran about 16 ssongs!

1. Here's one that surprised me, that I liked:
Justin Bieber, Intentions

"Picture-perfect, you don't need no filter
Gorgeous, make 'em drop dead, you a killer
Shower you with all my attention
Yeah, these are my only intentions."

I always had the idea that he was a no-talent hack who was just hyped. He really can sing. It's a nice song. As long as I don't have to hear it repeated every 20 minutes!

2. Dua Lipa, Break My Heart

"I would have stayed at home
'Cause I was doing better alone.
But when you said 'Hello'
I knew that was the end of it all."

Then they do an 'answer' song to themselves:
3. Dua Lipa, Don't Start Now

"If you don't wanna see me dancing with somebody
If you wanna believe that anything could stop me
Don't show up, don't come out
Don't start caring about me now
Walk away, you know how
Don't start caring about me now."

4. Ed Sheeran, feat. Khalid, Beautiful People

"That's not who we are
(We are, we are, we are)
We are not beautiful
Yeah that's not who we are
(We are, we are, we are)
We are not beautiful."

5. Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved

"Now, I need somebody to know
Somebody to heal
Somebody to have
Just to know how it feels"

6.Lewis Capaldi, Before You Go

"So, before you go
Was there something I could've said to make your heart beat better?
If only I'd have known you had a storm to weather."

7. Harry Styles, Adore You

"Oh, honey (Ah-ah-ah)
I'd walk through fire for you
Just let me adore you
Like it's the only thing I'll ever do."

8. Trevor Daniel, Falling

"If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything
My last made me feel like I would never try again
But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt
Come closer, I'll give you all my love."

9. The Weeknd, Blinding Lights

"I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when I'm like this, you're the one I trust."

10. Doja Cat, Say So

"Day to night to morning, keep with me in the moment
I'd let you had I known it, why don't you say so?
Didn't even notice, no punches left to roll with
You got to keep me focused, you want it, say so."

11. Rihanna, Only Girl (In The World)

"Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world
Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love."

12. Post Malone, Circles

"Run away, but we're running in circles
Run away, run away
I dare you to do something
I'm waiting on you again."

13. Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber, I Don’t Care

"'Cause I don't care when I'm with my baby, yeah
All the bad things disappear."


14. One they were running a lot before but did not run today.
Harry Styles (Again), Watermellon Sugar



That's about almost the entire lineup, there was maybe 2-4 at most that I didn't catch because I couldn't get enough words to look it up, or, surprisingly enough, the occasional new song.

Re: Paul Tracker

by Flack » Mon Jun 22, 2020 6:29 am

Tdarcos wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:30 am
It would be no different than a guy running his crime syndicate from a prison cell.
Except Paul's book would have a lot more violent shower sex scenes than any prison novel.

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