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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Tue Nov 12, 2019 4:02 am

I was jamming over at my friends house the other night and the movie Rocket Man came up. We wrote a parody song based on Elton being gay.

In the spirit of LGBTQ and woke and easily triggered snowflakes I will only leave you with the title.

It's called: 'Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me'


THE
WEIRD AL
AARDVARK

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Sun Nov 10, 2019 5:38 am

I remember thinking that it was the coolest thing for a computer to be able to do. This had to be around 1987 or so. My Commodore was never so hip.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by The Happiness Engine » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:05 pm

Slap mah Fro

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Flack » Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:53 pm

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:29 pm

There used to be a dos program called 'jive' that replaced ordinary sentences into the kind of speech they used on Airplane!

Anybody ever see this?

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Mon Oct 28, 2019 4:32 pm

Er..Round Rock? It was nine bucks a quart, definitely not Tito's.

Some off brand that I was mixing with soda.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by pinback » Mon Oct 28, 2019 5:48 am

AArdvark wrote:
Wed Oct 23, 2019 5:33 pm
Texas Taco vodka ( or whatever)
Tito's?

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Sun Oct 27, 2019 2:44 pm

Watching Bob Ross reruns (with the sound off) is very stress relieving.

Funny how he got back on TV

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Wed Oct 23, 2019 5:33 pm

Tonight! Got half a bottle of Texas Taco vodka ( or whatever) to finish up before we fly home tomorrow, can't take it on the plane. Plus we're in Vegas! baby.

Vodka and Las Vegas, what could possibly go wrong?

THE
STRIP SHOW
AARDVARK

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Mon Oct 21, 2019 7:05 pm

Tonight! House merlot and Texas vodka. Did you know you can buy booze right in the grocery store?

Course ya did. What's wrong with New York anyway.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Tdarcos » Sun Oct 20, 2019 6:02 am

AArdvark wrote:
Sat Oct 19, 2019 11:41 pm
Still too into teh rye but it was an incredible night
"Could have been the whiskey, might have been the gin.
Could have been three or four six-packs,
I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in"
- The Irish Rovers, Wasn't That A Party

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Sat Oct 19, 2019 11:41 pm

Still too into teh rye but it was an incredible night

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Flack » Sat Oct 19, 2019 4:44 pm

pinback wrote:
Sat Oct 19, 2019 1:24 pm
Have you had anyone corroborate the judgment that what you had written was amazing?
If you count people who sell Starbust by the pound on Amazon, that's a hard yes.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Sat Oct 19, 2019 4:40 pm

Tonight! Mckenzie rye on the rocks. More details to follow

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by pinback » Sat Oct 19, 2019 1:24 pm

Have you had anyone corroborate the judgment that what you had written was amazing?

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Tdarcos » Fri Oct 18, 2019 9:05 pm

AArdvark wrote:
Thu Oct 17, 2019 7:04 pm
I thought it made me sound profound when I drink.
I have written stuff and look back on it, wondering how the hell i wrote some amazing things - both as text and computer programs - and wonder how I did it, where did the profound observation come from since I dno't drink.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Thu Oct 17, 2019 7:04 pm

All that from one prickly pear margarita, and I thought it made me sound profound when I drink.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by pinback » Thu Oct 17, 2019 6:35 pm

I just read that whole post. I'm not happy about it, but I accept that I made a mistake, will try to learn from it, and will move on.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Tdarcos » Thu Oct 17, 2019 6:16 pm

AArdvark wrote:
Thu Oct 17, 2019 6:16 am
But I tried one, wont have another
That just means I drank it and didn't care for it. There were no college co-eds getting drunk and waking up next to me. There was no drunk sex. Commander, are you replying to the right post?
I was taking it to mean you stopped after one so you'd be able to drive without risking being caught drunk driving. What I meant was, when a man wakes up from too much partying, he accepts the responsibility and blame for his predicament. A woman is too often taught to presume that if something goes wrong, it is always someone else's fault, and that she is always blameless.

i think it was Camile Paglia who pointed out the sexual revolution of the 1960s taught us that women have just as much right to be sexual as men. While she didn't say it - Spider Man was years in the future - her remarks remind me of its famous line, "With great power comes great responsibility." Paglia said that women should be free to explore their bodies, to have fun, and to explore sex if she wants to. But that also means you don't send mixed signals. If you are on a date with a guy, and you are not going to have sex with him, do not under any circumstances go to his hotel room or his home. And if you did too much drinking and wake up with some guy you don't know and realize you wouldn't have if you weren't drunk, accept that you probably had consensual sex with him - the vast majority of men are not rapists and won't sexually assault an unconscious woman - and if you're not happy about it, accept that you made a mistake, try to learn from it, and move on. Don't blame others for your mistakes.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Thu Oct 17, 2019 6:16 am

But I tried one, wont have another
That just means I drank it and didn't care for it. There were no college co-eds getting drunk and waking up next to me. There was no drunk sex. Commander, are you replying to the right post?

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WRONG
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