Where teh hell is the drunk base?

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Thu Oct 17, 2019 6:16 am

But I tried one, wont have another
That just means I drank it and didn't care for it. There were no college co-eds getting drunk and waking up next to me. There was no drunk sex. Commander, are you replying to the right post?

THE
WRONG
AARDVARK

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by pinback » Thu Oct 17, 2019 5:30 am

What in the holy hell

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Tdarcos » Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:33 am

AArdvark wrote:
Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:00 pm
I drank a prickly pear margarita tonight and it was a foo-foo girly drink designed to get 21 year old college co-eds hammered without making them taste tequila.
There was what I presume was a fake ad showing a bunch of happy people standing around at what presumably is some sort of party, holding glasses with what is presumably an alcoholic beverage, and the caption below the picture says it all. "Gordon's gin. Liquid panty remover."
AArdvark wrote:
Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:00 pm

But I tried one. Won't have another.
One of the reasons it's been said that taking advantage of drunk - but still conscious - girls is the attitude of men and women when waking up after a night of too much partying and find someone of the opposite sex, naked in the bed they are in, and no memory of what happened. Especially if that person is not very attractive. A man will think, "Jesus I must have drank too much, I won't do that again," realizing he let alcohol diminish his control. On the other hand, a woman usually thinks, "Oh my God, I've been raped!"

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:00 pm

I drank a prickly pear margarita tonight and it was a foo-foo girly drink designed to get 21 year old college co-eds hammered without making them taste tequila.

But I tried one. Won't have another.

THE
REAL DRINK
AARDVARK

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Sun Oct 06, 2019 2:49 pm

This afternoon! Sailor Jerry with cranberry and tart cherry syrup (to keep teh gout away)

A beautiful fall day, just like Jesus used to make.


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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Sat Oct 05, 2019 4:33 pm

That reminds me...

Can someone find me Undercover Safari by BubThomas on the Laff Records label?

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Sat Oct 05, 2019 4:30 pm

Doctor Dimento funny 25 for 1980.

On Ampex cassette!

Christ I'm old

Weird Al got the number 1 spot with....?

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Flack » Sat Oct 05, 2019 4:25 pm

In fact, you would rather that bottle in front of you, than this old bootleg Dr. Demento tape! Or, something like that.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Sat Oct 05, 2019 2:44 pm

Existential Blues reference

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Sat Oct 05, 2019 2:43 pm

Tonight! Martinis!

Gordon's gin, low rent but works every time.
One more week till my western vacation.
Halloween decorations are out. Putting the summer away till next year.

Wow, sounded so profound...

THE
HOW PROFOUND, WIZARD
AARDVARK

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Sat Sep 21, 2019 4:36 pm

Tonight! Fireside martinis while marskeechios drink my thirty proof blood.

Enjoy it before the snow flies come!

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Tdarcos » Tue Sep 17, 2019 7:22 am

Flack wrote:
Mon Sep 16, 2019 1:17 pm
I know, right? Yesterday someone thought pink lemonade was a type of Scotch.
Oh come on! everyone knows Pink Lemonade is a kind of Bourbon!

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Flack » Mon Sep 16, 2019 1:17 pm

I know, right? Yesterday someone thought pink lemonade was a type of Scotch.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by pinback » Mon Sep 16, 2019 12:10 pm

Wow, two different people in two different threads/bases misspelled Tarantino's name within the last hour. And both were while getting something wrong about the movies being discussed.

Does anyone get anything right around here anymore, or are we done with that?

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Tdarcos » Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:50 am

"The only real coffee is Irish coffee. No true Scotsman would ever drink plain coffee."

"When Bonnie goes shopping she buys shit. I buy really good coffee because, when I drink it, I want to taste it. But the problem is not the coffee in my kitchen."
Quentin Tarrentino, Pulp Fiction

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Flack » Sun Sep 15, 2019 5:53 pm

pinback wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2019 5:18 pm
Scots make the best pink lemonade.
The pink lemonade was not part of the Scotch tasting. Nor was the table, anything in the background, or my friend's finger in the upper right hand corner.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Sun Sep 15, 2019 5:22 pm

Just went to the Celtic Festival. There was Scotch but I didn't taste any. Way too expensive for a low brow palate like mine.

I drooled on the picture above, BTW.

THE
LAHR LAHR LAHR!
AARDVARK

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by pinback » Sun Sep 15, 2019 5:18 pm

Scots make the best pink lemonade.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Flack » Sun Sep 15, 2019 5:53 am

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My friend went to Scotland over the summer and came back with a bunch of Scotch. Last night we did some sampling and drank all of those little bottles and some of the big ones.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Tdarcos » Sun Sep 15, 2019 12:08 am

AArdvark wrote:
Sat Sep 14, 2019 7:00 pm
Nothing finer than drinking by moonlight.
I always thought it was "Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina in the mooooornin'." And if he's treated Carolina nicely, she's going to enjoy it too.
AArdvark wrote:
Sat Sep 14, 2019 7:00 pm
THE
LUNAR
BARTENDER
AARDVARK
'Vark, have you ever read Robert A. Heinlein's short story Columbus Was A Dope? I think you night like it.

— — — —
“Now quit looking like a frightened fawn, or I'll be forced to hold your nose and administer two ounces of eighty-proof ethanol disguised as fruit juice; You’ve done nothing wrong. Justin, does disguised ethanol interest
you?”
“Yes,” I agreed fervently. “I recall a time in my youth when that and one other subject were all I was interested in.”
“If the other subject wasn’t women, we’ll find a monastic cubbyhole where you can drink alone."
- Robert A. Heinlein's Time Enough For Love

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