Where teh hell is the drunk base?

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by pinback » Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:47 am

Wine + air + time = salad dressing.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Billy Mays » Sun Feb 16, 2020 7:12 pm

AArdvark wrote:
Sun Feb 16, 2020 6:42 am
Actually I didn't want to enable Ben by showing him photos of delicious red wine.


Half a dozen one way, six the other.

AArdvark wrote:
Sun Feb 16, 2020 6:42 am
Air in the bottle turns the flavors to the cheap side.



I thought this was just the opposite for wine which is supposed to evolve and mature in the presence of air in the bottle?

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Sun Feb 16, 2020 6:42 am

Actually I didn't want to enable Ben by showing him photos of delicious red wine.

Pinot Noir tastes like Mad Dog 2020
Air in the bottle turns the flavors to the cheap side. Never mind those vacuum-seal thingies, the trick is to pound it all so there's nothing left to spoil later.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Billy Mays » Sat Feb 15, 2020 10:30 pm

I really appreciate how you took my suggestion of hiding the bottle to turn the posts into a hidden picture game.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by loafergirl » Sat Feb 15, 2020 9:46 pm

McTavish is dead and his brother don't know it, his brother is dead and McTavish don't know it, they're both of 'em dead and they're in the same bed, and neither man knows that the other is dead....

Now repeat verses faster and faster in chorus with others until drunken laughter ensues

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by loafergirl » Sat Feb 15, 2020 9:45 pm

why does the very last of my bottle of Barefoot Wine Pinot Noir taste like Mad Dog 2020?

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by pinback » Sat Feb 08, 2020 5:59 pm

Okay that's very funny.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Sat Feb 08, 2020 4:07 pm

Tonight! A nice dry red from the north of New York. Get those antioxidants working!

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by pinback » Fri Feb 07, 2020 8:44 pm

Oh, stop that.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Fri Feb 07, 2020 6:56 pm

Tonight! --------!

Don't have to work tomorrow so it's time to crack out the ----- after I finish snowblowing the driveway.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Billy Mays » Mon Jan 20, 2020 10:55 pm

Flack wrote:
Mon Jan 20, 2020 2:03 pm
Billy Mays wrote:
Mon Jan 20, 2020 8:50 am
Flack wrote:
Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:54 am
Conor McGregor once punched an elderly man in the face for not drinking a shot of his whiskey
From all of the whiskey videos I've seen so far of people reviewing Proper No. Twelve it looks like the elderly man made the right call.
Sorry, I don't watch videos about whiskey. I drink it.
Have you had it before? If so would you mind making a review of it and uploading it to youtube?

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Flack » Mon Jan 20, 2020 2:03 pm

Billy Mays wrote:
Mon Jan 20, 2020 8:50 am
Flack wrote:
Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:54 am
Conor McGregor once punched an elderly man in the face for not drinking a shot of his whiskey
From all of the whiskey videos I've seen so far of people reviewing Proper No. Twelve it looks like the elderly man made the right call.
Sorry, I don't watch videos about whiskey. I drink it.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:41 pm

I did think that Flack's Dad was going to kill every single person at that dealership. And we wouldn't question why he's still walking the streets because it was a fucking used car dealership.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by pinback » Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:00 pm

Call 'em M*A*S*H Martinis. Straight out the still into yo mouf.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Casual Observer » Mon Jan 20, 2020 10:59 am

pinback wrote:
Sun Jan 19, 2020 7:19 am
My martinis were always Bombay Sapphire straight out of the freezer, with no other ingredients, so stirring/shaking was not an issue.
I have some Sapphire in the freezer now. I never called it a "Martini" but I guess by your definition I had a swig of "Martini" a half hour ago.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Billy Mays » Mon Jan 20, 2020 8:50 am

Flack wrote:
Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:54 am
Conor McGregor once punched an elderly man in the face for not drinking a shot of his whiskey
From all of the whiskey videos I've seen so far of people reviewing Proper No. Twelve it looks like the elderly man made the right call.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Flack » Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:54 am

Look, I don't want to shit on the martini drinking world at large. There are people, fine people, who drink martinis. That's great. There are people who drive Smart cars, those miserably tiny little cars that have the storage capacity of a shopping cart and yet somehow get worse mileage than a Honda Civic. There are professional wine tasters who have been fooled by adding red food coloring to white wine. Somebody, somewhere, paid to attend mime school. There are psychopaths out there removing working CRT monitors from arcade cabinets and replacing them with LCD panels. Fine people, all fine people.

Alls I'm sayin', Conor McGregor once punched an elderly man in the face for not drinking a shot of his whiskey, and maaaaaybe both sides were at fault.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Jizaboz » Mon Jan 20, 2020 12:08 am

Flack’s dad is fucking hardcore much like my dad.

Extra charge for butter! Fuck no. My limit for popcorn is 6-8$ and that should include a miserable small drink at least. At the crappy local theater you get a large popcorn and large drink and FREE butter substance for less that 8$ to go along with a 4.25 (that’s with tax) admission. Sure, it’s the ruins of the theater I originally saw Pee Wee Herman’s big adventure in (last renovation was 2010 and was quite minimal) but you can’t beat it for the price and the simple fact it’s still there and around the corner.

I know I’ve shared this story with Flack but probably not the rest of you this tiny story reminds me of.. my grandfather had just got some retirement stuff and won big in Atlantic City, Vegas or both. Decides to buy a brand new Japanese sports car around 1985. Wants a black Toyota Supra. Buys one at the local dealership who tells him he’ll have one driven over on a truck from another Toyota spot. Goes to claim the car. Dealership says no dealerships on the east coast, perhaps even in the US have a black Supra in stock with the options he has chosen and encourages him to pick another color. Says the only way they can get him one is a special order from Japan and that will cost a lot of money. Grandfather says “Then order one from Japan. I already bought it and signed the contract, so that’s your cost.” 2 months later he had the car at original price.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Billy Mays » Sun Jan 19, 2020 10:26 pm

Flack wrote:
Sun Jan 19, 2020 10:13 pm
my dad pulled a razor blade out of his wallet, made a beeline for the...
Who else reading this thought the story was about to go in a completely different direction than what it did because Irish?

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sun Jan 19, 2020 10:21 pm

Also, anytime I hear someone order a martini and they say "shaken, not stirred" I assume everything they know about alcohol came from watching 007 movies are are idiots. The only reason I would ever order a martini is if a the waiter told me their bar was out of every drink except martinis. Then I would order one and when he handed it to me I would throw it in his face and go to a real bar. And mark my words, I would write a blog post about that, too.
Whoa, Flack garbage daying martinis! I would not have guessed!

Three summers ago I started ordering Vespers at the restaurants in the sections of downtown Denver that were new and would absolutely have such a thing. Because we were within walking distance of home, it was easy to get as bombed as possible in as little time as possible. I started ordering these things and by the third sip of the second one it was easy to cross the line between buzzed and drunk. I suspected my wife didn't enjoy going out on a nice weekend day for 55 minutes before I was useless, so I stopped getting them. But the biggest reach in anything related to Bond stuff isn't him fighting a guy on the moon or having a gadget for every problem, it's drinking one of those shaken or stirred and not having to go immediately take a nap.

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