Where teh hell is the drunk base?

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Sat Jul 20, 2019 6:49 pm

tried the St. Germain elderflower something something. Tasted like a moscato, not bad, too sweet. Settled into the Henery Somthing gin and water. i have eighteen fingers now. It's the boy's birthday. and his wife's they both have birthdays in July. All the Geva people were there and you know how theater people can drink. Whoosh! I bet Willie Shakespeare could knock 'em back with teh best of them!

Now it's Advil and bed for the old Vark-ark ark. Seen fireflies tonight. usually i go to bed before they are out but they are nice now.

THE
BLINK A BLINKS
AARDVARK

there wasn't any cheese i just put that in there

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Sat Jul 20, 2019 5:23 pm

Gin

Cheese

Cake

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Sat Jul 20, 2019 3:55 pm

Oh. Yeah

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Thu Jul 04, 2019 4:03 pm

Tonight! Vodka tonnikers as we sit outside and watch the dog dig and splash in his paddling pool on this glorious Fourth of July.

I hear fireworks ans slap marskeechios in the late day heat. Now it's inside in the A/C and a shower and a nightcap of Jagermeister.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Jizaboz » Wed Jul 03, 2019 10:41 pm

“Piss-wasser”

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Wed Jul 03, 2019 4:55 pm

Hum, have to look into this Wasser stuff, see if it's available here.


THE
WASSERING HOLE
AARDVARK

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by The Happiness Engine » Sun Jun 30, 2019 5:16 pm

http://tamworthdistilling.com/2015/08/v ... ur-wasser/ Von Humboldt's Natur Wasser is a tamarind-based liquer. It is WONDERFUL for adding a bit of citrus and exotica to any late-summer outdoors event. Originally invented to make water owned by brown people palatable, it will do the same when mixed with selzter to create a light beverage that can be drunk in the Hot, Hot, Sun but will NOT make you pass out in aforesaid.

Recommend!

P.S. yes it is all invented by A Shit. Doesn't make it taste bad.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by pinback » Sun Jun 30, 2019 3:45 pm

Tdarcos wrote:
Sat Jun 29, 2019 3:02 pm
Since this is Page 69, I hereby offer a toast for anyone who got to engage in drunk sex.
This ending up as the first post on Page 70 is the most Tdarcos thing Tdarcos could have done.

Well done, my friend. When it comes to unintentional comedy, you definitely have a leg up on the competition.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Sat Jun 29, 2019 3:04 pm

Oh you mean Tuesday

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Tdarcos » Sat Jun 29, 2019 3:02 pm

Since this is Page 69, I hereby offer a toast for anyone who got to engage in drunk sex.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Sat Jun 29, 2019 2:20 pm

Tonight! Jagermopolitons! The traditional cosmo, only with Boodles gin and a shot of Jagermeister in the shaker for good luck.

Hot outside. Hot like a bad monkey.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Billy Mays » Mon Jun 10, 2019 9:03 pm

Any chance of you uploading the 911 picture into the avatar vault so I can switch out from this one?

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:31 pm

Billy Mays wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:02 pm
Yeah, I've seen him do that same stunt in a different video and it drove me fucking nuts. He had some 30 year old Macallan or something similar and the dipshit just threw the fucking dram on the floor to prepare the glass for the next pour. How about this:

You pour a little whiskey in your glass, swirl it around for a second, then drink it. You now have a perfectly uncontaminated glass for your next pour and don't have to mop up hundreds of dollars worth of unicorn scotch from your floor.

There. Drink your whiskey, don't throw it on the floor. I'm an expert now.
God dammit. I thought I was talking to pinback on this because of the goddamn avatars. I was GOING to say that between the two of us we have 8 pets or so and wouldn't scotch be preferable.

Well, that's fine, I can adjust.

Thank you for your solid take, I'm not 100% sure he does this in real life, but there's at least three videos where he does do it. Pinback, what is YOUR take on all of this?

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Mon Jun 10, 2019 3:32 pm

Life's too short to worry about matching socks.

Image

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Billy Mays » Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:02 pm

Yeah, I've seen him do that same stunt in a different video and it drove me fucking nuts. He had some 30 year old Macallan or something similar and the dipshit just threw the fucking dram on the floor to prepare the glass for the next pour. How about this:

You pour a little whiskey in your glass, swirl it around for a second, then drink it. You now have a perfectly uncontaminated glass for your next pour and don't have to mop up hundreds of dollars worth of unicorn scotch from your floor.

There. Drink your whiskey, don't throw it on the floor. I'm an expert now.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sat Jun 08, 2019 7:47 pm

Billy Mays wrote:
Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:42 pm
So let me get this straight:

1. Throw your whiskey on the ground.

2. pick your water up from the inside of the container.

3. Use the water to dilute your next glass down to 35%.


This man is no expert, he just showed up in Scotland one day wearing a suit.
All of that is true. And he has another video where he goes over the same concepts. I can link that as well if we don't have it down in the first one. Capeech??

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Sat Jun 08, 2019 2:51 pm

Tonight! After a half day of working on Casa del AArdvark...Gin

With ice

The kids gave me a pint of the lilac gin from Black Button.
"It's hard to get except for this time of year"

Already knowing this, I stocked up by buying 2 litres and stashing them away last month.

But the thought was nice and there's no such thing as too much gin.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Billy Mays » Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:42 pm

So let me get this straight:

1. Throw your whiskey on the ground.

2. pick your water up from the inside of the container.

3. Use the water to dilute your next glass down to 35%.


This man is no expert, he just showed up in Scotland one day wearing a suit.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Tue Jun 04, 2019 8:17 pm

Leopold's vodka has been the thing lately. I think I am going to try to go a month with no drinking though.

Obligatory let's drink scotch like a sir:

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Flack » Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:22 pm

Novo Fogo is a type of cachaça (Colibri is the brand). Cachaça tastes like rum, but is made from sugar cane.

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