Where teh hell is the drunk base?

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Billy Mays » Mon May 25, 2020 9:35 am

Tdarcos wrote:
Mon May 25, 2020 9:12 am
Billy Mays wrote:
Sun May 24, 2020 10:56 pm
I made a donkey purchase at the liquor store this weekend...
Ahh, so you made an ass of youirself?
No.
Tdarcos wrote:
Mon May 25, 2020 9:12 am
Billy Mays wrote:
Sun May 24, 2020 10:56 pm
That's the nice thing about alcohol I'm discovering, that it won't take you for bad to good but it will take you from bad to better or good to even better. It's like a bottle of magic.
Ahh, spoken like a true alcoholic.
Again, no.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Tdarcos » Mon May 25, 2020 9:12 am

Billy Mays wrote:
Sun May 24, 2020 10:56 pm
I made a donkey purchase at the liquor store this weekend...
Ahh, so you made an ass of youirself?
Billy Mays wrote:
Sun May 24, 2020 10:56 pm
That's the nice thing about alcohol I'm discovering, that it won't take you for bad to good but it will take you from bad to better or good to even better. It's like a bottle of magic.
Ahh, spoken like a true alcoholic.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Billy Mays » Sun May 24, 2020 10:56 pm

I don't think anyone wants to hear the story, but I made a donkey purchase at the liquor store this weekend... :sad: God I wish there was an emote option here that is more sad than just standard sad...

At least I can drink my sorrows away with it. That's the nice thing about alcohol I'm discovering, that it won't take you for bad to good but it will take you from bad to better or good to even better. It's like a bottle of magic.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Sun May 24, 2020 5:13 pm

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Tonight! Ghost by Miles Vinyards. After a long day of ripping down poison ivy vines from the pine trees in the backyard it's time to relax in front of the fire with a nice white wine

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Sun May 24, 2020 2:09 pm

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Tdarcos » Sun May 24, 2020 7:39 am

AArdvark wrote:
Sun May 24, 2020 5:31 am
Actually it's called Beyond Castle Wolfenstein.
Ahh, 'Vark, you've just given me another cartoon idea.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Sun May 24, 2020 5:31 am

Actually it's called Beyond Castle Wolfenstein.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Tdarcos » Sun May 24, 2020 4:03 am

AArdvark wrote:
Sat May 23, 2020 5:26 pm
Aint you've ever played Castle Wolfenstein 2 on the C64?
I've never even seen a C64, let alone played on one. Best I could do was play on a Commodore Pet for a few minutes. One of my teachers from programming class, Mr. Cashman, brought his in so we could try it.

Spoiler Alert for the Wolfenstein games: The Nazis lost the war.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sat May 23, 2020 9:42 pm

AArdvark wrote:
Sat May 23, 2020 5:26 pm
Aint you've ever played Castle Wolfenstein 2 on the C64?
How did I not know there was a sequel?

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Sat May 23, 2020 5:26 pm

Aint you've ever played Castle Wolfenstein 2 on the C64?

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Tdarcos » Sat May 23, 2020 5:23 pm

"In vino, veritas."

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Sat May 23, 2020 4:43 pm

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Achtung, baby!
Aus pass
Comen zee
Von somme!
Ein prosit!

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Sat May 23, 2020 3:32 pm

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Why, this makes everything I draw look profound!

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Sat May 23, 2020 2:34 pm

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It's Five o'clock somewhere..right here right now!

Chichen wings and beerth on the deck. Gonna take off both shoes and both socks and put my feet up and kick back in the blue red and grey!

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Tdarcos » Tue May 19, 2020 9:24 pm

That cartoon went over my head, like a drunk trying to throw an empty bottle at someone. (Hey, I need to have some tie-in to this thread.)

Hey Jonsey, if Angry Retro is going to post cartoons, shouldn't he have his own thread? Or does that wait until he's done several?

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by RetroRomper » Tue May 19, 2020 5:14 pm

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Tdarcos » Mon May 18, 2020 8:49 am

RetroRomper wrote:
Mon May 18, 2020 6:15 am
Tdarcos wrote:
Mon May 18, 2020 5:24 am
No, Brussels sprouts don't need help to taste bad.
Roasted Brussel Sprouts are....

[image of "da bomb" hot sauce]
No, they're more like:
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See my upcoming cartoon for details. (Teaser preview.)

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by RetroRomper » Mon May 18, 2020 6:15 am

Tdarcos wrote:
Mon May 18, 2020 5:24 am
No, Brussels sprouts don't need help to taste bad.
Roasted Brussel Sprouts are....

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by Tdarcos » Mon May 18, 2020 5:24 am

AArdvark wrote:
Mon May 18, 2020 2:58 am
the nurses are hiding your pills in your food because you wont eat them, Didn't want to tell you but there ya go.
Okay, fine, they have disguised medication in my food. I'll buy that. How exactly are they being paid for it? Pills aren't free, they aren't included in the room costs, they have to be billed and charged to someone, either me or my insurance. How?

Also, there is a problem with that. If I don't eat everything - and sometimes I don't - how am I suppoised to get those medications? Too many times what they feed me does not taste good. "Aha!" you're saying, "hat's where the medication is!" No, Brussels sprouts don't need help to taste bad. But if I don't eat everything I wouldn't get medications I'm supposed to have. At least I think they're Brussels sprouts.

But again, "follow the money" is the key. No money, no medication. It (the pills) isn't there because it (the money) isn't there.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

by AArdvark » Mon May 18, 2020 3:00 am

Knocking back teh booze is the main part, the flavors and mouth feel are just bonuses


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