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[quote="The Happiness Engine" post_id=118865 time=1614039303 user_id=930]
crock pots absolutely vent moisture and cooking meatballs for 8 hours absolutely results in dry garbage.
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Yeah, ice cream probably won't come out too well either. Nobody cooks meatballs in a goddamn slow-cooker.
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I do sweedish meatballs in the slow cooker but what's this 8 hour bullshit? 2 - 3 hours is plenty.

[quote="The Happiness Engine" post_id=118865 time=1614039303 user_id=930]
crock pots absolutely vent moisture and cooking meatballs for 8 hours absolutely results in dry garbage.
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Yeah, ice cream probably won't come out too well either. Nobody cooks meatballs in a goddamn slow-cooker.

NOW THATS A SPI--

(reads post)

DRY MEATBALL!!!!!!!

crock pots absolutely vent moisture and cooking meatballs for 8 hours absolutely results in dry garbage.

Aardvark, we are pressuring (heh!) THE to justify his outlandish, QAnon-level absurd claim that slow-cookers/crockpots are bad.

Slow cookers, like a crock-pot?

But pressure cookers are different

Wait, what's wrong with slow cookers? I'd use one every day if I could. I want to know the downsides! You can't get the goddamn DOWNSIDES here!

Don't they blow up marathons with those things?

I wouldn't want Boston baked Boom.

Do they really dry out the contents? Don't you keep water in there to prevent that?

Yeah, I was going to bring up C

Asians love rice-cookers and they make good rice.

Hey, what great way to try and disingenuously cherry-pick an argument! WELP, lets look at the choices:

A] Put rice and water in an Instant Pot, have rice in 8-12 minutes.
B] put rice and water in a pot, have rice in 30 minutes.
C] be asian, have a rice cooker full of cooked rice 24/7.

I've made the choice that fits my lifestyle, and I'm PRETTY happy with it! Enjoy spending all day making chili or something.

A braising meat will probably survive a slow cooker, but assholes who try to make meatballs in them should die. It's just an unnecessary device.

[quote="The Happiness Engine" post_id=118824 time=1613870485 user_id=930]
Things I Instant Pot:
rice
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I don't understand this. All you need to cook rice perfectly is 1) a pot, and 2) some water. What obstacles are the rice-eaters on this BBS experiencing?

[quote]Learn to boil an egg you dumb fuck.[/quote]

Learn to cook rice you dumb fuck.

[quote]Also anyone using a slow cooker is just drying their crap into inedible toughness and should be using one of these instead.[/quote]

I cannot think of a non-Tdarcos post on this BBS that has included a statement more incorrect than this.

This was a WILD ride about the GoWISE USA corporation! You really do need the thing that controls whether or not your pressure cooker becomes a bomb, so keep track of that and stick less awls in there in the future.

Things I Instant Pot:
rice
dry beans
braises
soups

...and any combination. It mainly for speeding thing that take long simmers that you didn't plan to longly simmer. Want Chili on the table in under an hour on a Wednesday, this is your guy. A [i]LOT[/i] of internet recipes try to force this thing into doing what it's not going to help with so while yeah you CAN make a souffle in it just cooking one is faster and simpler. Boiled eggs? Learn to boil an egg you dumb fuck.

Also anyone using a slow cooker is just drying their crap into inedible toughness and should be using one of these instead. You program it to start up an hour before you get home and then there is chili with no overcooked meat when you walk in the door.

So far there are just a few things that seem worth it:
- Rice. Worth the IP just for that as I've always sucked at rice which left my wife bragging rights as the one who "has a feel for rice". Now I can just throw equal amounts of rice and liquid and hit 8 min and it's exactly the same every time.
- Fatty tough meat - Chuck roast, Pork Butt, Brisket, Ribs - these all come out juicy and just soft enough. This IP Chuck Roast lasted 4 evening meals and a lunch: Roast with Gravy and Broccoli, Roast and Potatoes with Gravy, that one again, Roast and seasoned white rice and gravy, and that again for lunch.

That's mostly it so far.

I got an IP for Christmas several years ago. I used it less than a dozen times. The best I was able to do was "almost as good as if I hadn't used it." So fuck it.

Update: Mystery solved.

Went to make rice using what I never knew was called a "scratch awl", works fine that way.

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Rice turned out perfect like every time in the pressure cooker:

3 Cups White Rice
2 Cups Water
1 Cup Chix Broth
1 Lime Cut in wedges
1/2 Cup Butter
1 Clove Garlic
1/2 Yellow Onion
Sea Salt
Pepper

Hit "Rice" on the pot, it heats up then goes for 8 minutes of pressure and then you leave it alone for another 20 to naturally depressurize.
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Afterward did some research and realized the problem is a missing regulator cap which can be ordered for $10.99 from GoWise. Showed the wife a picture of what I needed to order and she's like "oh, that's what you need? I didn't know what it was so shoved it in the kitchen drawer.
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So, GoWise, I apologize for jumping the gun and slandering your good name.

Hum. I am reminded of a scene in The African Queen where Humphery is kicking at the boiler on his boat because he's dropped a screwdriver in it. Hepburn asks him why he doesn't just remove the screwdriver and Bogart replies: "I kinda like kicking it."

THE
MISTER ALLNUT
AARDVARK

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Pressure cooker thread update!

Used this thing less than 10 times total and lo and behold it doesn't want to get up to pressure anymore. Hmm, what's going on?

Heat? Check.
Enough liquid? Check.
Steam not spewing out of the second valve? That's it.

Searching online about this brand "GoWise" shows that both the silicon seal in the top and the secondary valve can fail on a regular basis. Even worse, apparently the company doesn't give a shit nor will they give replacements outside of original warranty and worst of all I didn't get this on Amazon so forgot to buy the extended warranty.

Rigged it to pressurize by sticking one of these in the valve. Tried toothpicks but they just shot out instantly.
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The chuck roast turned out perfectly anyway but I'd definitely recommend a different brand cooker. I read that InstantPot brand is the best, oh well.

Next up with the pressure cooker: Thanksgiving Stuffing!

I read lots of recipes that made it seem that a pressure cooker can make good xgiving stuffing . . . and they're right. My wife and I have always struggled with stuffing. In the beginning we mixed it too much so it ended up being a solid block which had to be broken up before adding gravy and enjoying. Personally I don't mind Stovetop stuffing simply because when you're done making this fake buttery thing on the stove at least it's fluffy and broken up rather than being condensed. We don't put stuffing in the bird because our experience is it helps dry out the foul and ends up being too damp anyway.

So, we tried the pressure cooker and were pleasantly surprised.

Take your favorite stuffing recipe. Make it exactly as moist as you want it to end up, not a stitch more wet with broth. Place said stuffing in a casserole or other ovensafe dish which will fit in your instantpot, covered with tin foil with a hole poked to let steam escape. Pour a little water in bottom of pot, followed with the trivet which comes with the pot to help you easily pull out the dish and then insert the casserole dish. Cook on high for 20 minutes followed by "natural release" before taking the dish out of the cooker. Move the dish (with tin foil removed) to the oven for 20 minutes in order to complete cooking and brown the top of the stuffing.

Man, this is one of the best stuffings I've made in my 22 year relationship. Almost as light and fluffy as stovetop but real tasting, lots of sage of course but the real butter flavor comes out. The consistency is not like a solid brick but rather something between the looseness of stovetop and the heavyness that my parents always achieved by putting it in the bird.

Very happy with this. Later this week we're going to do another run, this time a sausage stuffing.

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Man, I sure do love this thing. Second use was corned beef. Pretty standard recipe, throw the beef in the pot with some garlic, onions, bay leaves, 4 cups beef broth, 1 German Hefeweizen Beer, 4 cups water. Set the magic machine to high heat for 75 minutes and let it do it's thing. Now, it's not really just 75 minutes cook time, probably because this thing is so massive it took almost a half hour to get up to pressure. Then after it's done we had to let it release naturally, about 40 minutes so just over 2 hours total. The recipe called for doing the potatoes and carrots in the same broth after you take out the beef but we did them separate in the oven because we prefer the veggies to taste different than the beef.

Wow, this is the most tender and flavorful corned beef I've ever made. So soft it literally falls apart and so flavorful.

I do use them, and they are great.[1] They are really damn recent, with every other brand getting in on the game only a couple years ago. It is technically an "electric multi-cooker", commonly called an "Instant Pot" after one of the first popular brands. They are lifesavers for stews and soups and dry beans. You can make chili from a bag of beans in about an hour! I would not use the 'slow cook' feature as it really dries things out. You can set it to pressure cook and after the timer goes off it should shift to keep warm. Here's a quick intro: https://www.seriouseats.com/2018/09/what-is-the-instant-pot-good-for.html

Split pea soup in 30 minutes? by the time you make some sandwiches to go with it it's already done! https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2016/10/30-minute-pressure-cooker-split-pea-soup-recipe.html

I don't know if yours beeps little tunes, but mine was made by Chinese immigrants to Canada. "It future! Why you NO want robot pot play music?!"


A sous-vide is a much more niche tool but it is great for cooking meat that is tricky to not overcook and for being able to start it up in the morning and be able to plate up fine no matter if you get dinner delayed by four hours. It will also soft-boil eggs by the dozen. You CAN do things like make mashed potatoes with it but it doesn't save time or effort, it just allows shifting some of the cooking work from "all my kids are home from school" to "it's the middle of the goddamn day and Imma plop this bag down and get wine-drunk." There is a fat Brazilian man with WAY too much time and money who has already demonstrated everything you can and cannot do with a sous-vide. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbwfV71Gvfk

This is a TERRIBLE post and if you have some more specific questions I might be able to entertain.


[1] What is not great is starting to make a big pot of white rice, adding the rice, fetching the water... and realizing all the rice has run down the gaps around the heating plate and is in the guts. FORTUNATELY I can pull 1 screw to shake most of it out, and 3 more to disassemble the whole thing to its bits.