The Day I Got an iPhone

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by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sat Apr 22, 2017 8:42 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Yeah, I actually kind of like switching between various operating systems.
There is no force on earth that can make me go back to iOS. it's not zealotry, I just hate iTunes and the Moto Play I have now "just works" in a way that Apple stuff pretends to.

by nope » Thu Oct 13, 2016 11:23 pm

Tdarcos wrote:About 140 Years ago the American Typewriter Company redesigned the layout of the keyboard because people could type so fast that they jammed the metal keys together on their manual keyboard.


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by Tdarcos » Thu Oct 13, 2016 10:35 pm

Flack wrote:The worst reason given by Apple is that... well, it's time for it to go. The headphone jack has run its course. There are other things we have been using for a while that we still use, like wheels, and fire, and we still use them today.
About 140 Years ago the American Typewriter Company redesigned the layout of the keyboard because people could type so fast that they jammed the metal keys together on their manual keyboard.

American Typewriter pioneered the QWERTY keyboard around 1880 and while there have been other proposed layouts for key configurations such as Dvorak, no one has been able to come up with a better soiution that could overcome QWERTY. I mean, it's so ubiquitous that it wasn;t until I'd been doing it for years that I realized that I touch type in hunt and peck mode and rarely look at the keyboard.

by Jizaboz » Thu Oct 13, 2016 3:29 pm

I agree. I wouldn't own anything Apple unless work had purchased it for me.

And yeah Flack.. the headphone jack thing is stupid. My main complaint is that I like using an FM radio app that uses the wire from the headphones connected to the jack as an antennae. To which they'd probably say "How about I heart Radio?" and I'd be like "How about no?"

by AArdvark » Thu Oct 13, 2016 3:04 pm

Remember, this is called innovation. If you don't bluetooth headsets then they don't want you to be a customer. Except that they do. Since Apple couldn't do anything revolutionary they did the next worse thing.

There was a Dr. Suess book involving Star-Bellied Sneeches and non Star-Bellied Sneeches. The Sneeches with stars were cool and the ones without stars weren't cool. Then one day (remember, this is me summarizing from my youth) someone built a machine to put stars on the non-Star Bellied Sneeches and everyone who wanted could have a star on their belly. Then the original Star-Bellied Sneeches found a way to remove the star from their bellies and THAT was the cool thing to be.

I'm sure anyone could Google this story and explain the stuff I missed as a kid. But that's not the point. Apple is telling us what's cool. We should not believe them, that's the point.



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by Flack » Thu Oct 13, 2016 6:03 am

Apple may end up losing me as a customer over this new "no headphone jack" thing.

As I'm sure all of you know, the new iPhones (7+) no longer have a 3.5mm headphone jack. Apple has given three reasons for removing this jack: it makes the phones thinner, it allows them to make the phones more waterproof, and... well, Apple says it's time for to go.

As for the first, I can't imagine how much thinner iPhones will be without the 3.5mm jack. More super thinnerish? I have an iPhone 6+, the largest (at that time) phone Apple made. When people saw it for the first time they said THAT'S FUCKING BIG! It's amazingly thin. It's so thin that people were worried about it bending in their pocket because it is so thin. Do we need thinner phones? No we do not.

They say that the lightning port is more waterproof than the traditional 3.5mm headphone jack. They spent a billion dollars figuring this out. The people who made the case I have now spent 4 cents on a small piece of rubber that coves the headphone jack and keeps water out. I don't feel removing a port I use every day is the solution. People get eye infections from time to time. The solution is not to remove your eyeballs.

The worst reason given by Apple is that... well, it's time for it to go. The headphone jack has run its course. There are other things we have been using for a while that we still use, like wheels, and fire, and we still use them today. Apple points to their previous decision to remove the floppy drive from their computers. The 1998 iMac shipped without a floppy drive, forcing users to move to USB solutions (they also removed their external SCSI port). Yay! Apple rid the world of floppy disks! Except, they didn't. We continued using floppy disks at work for years. When PCs joined the trend and began removing floppy drives, we had to buy USB floppy drives for people to use. I still have one in my drawer, "just in case."

The new iPhones come with a Lightning-to-3.5mm adapter so that you can use your old headphones with the new phones. That's great, until you lose it. Also, because there is only one adapter, you can't charge your phone and use wired headphones at the same time -- something I do all the time. Now, third party companies are releasing Y-Adapters to allow you to do this. What's the point of making your phones thinner if you have to have two adapters daisy chained just to get back to the functionality you had a few weeks ago?

BTW, the iPhone 6 is 6.9mm thick and the iPhone 7 is 7.1mm thick. So they took away the headphone jack and made the phone thicker instead of thinner. Thanks, Apple.

My wife has an expensive pair of Bose noise cancelling headphones that she uses every day for work. I have three different pairs of headphones/earbuds that I use, depending on the situation. My kids each have headphones. I don't want to spend another $500 on new headphones to replace working headphones after upgrading phones.

Apple's next phone needs to include a new feature that keeps my head from exploding.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Wed Oct 12, 2016 10:05 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:The screen of the iPhone that I got to replace the one that I got in the beginning of this thread broke tonight.

I had a "Screen Protector" and an "Otterbox" on it. All I want is the goddamn screen to not break. I would put the thing in a metal coffin if I could. Someone needs to seriously make a two-foot chamber you slide your phone into because screens aren't getting any better.

I ordered a "replacement screen" from Amazon. Let's see how this goes.
I bought that replica Star Trek communicator from Amazon/Think Geek. That's my new phone. I've already dropped it once, but it doesn't have a screen so I can't break the screen on it.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Jul 18, 2016 7:07 pm

The screen of the iPhone that I got to replace the one that I got in the beginning of this thread broke tonight.

I had a "Screen Protector" and an "Otterbox" on it. All I want is the goddamn screen to not break. I would put the thing in a metal coffin if I could. Someone needs to seriously make a two-foot chamber you slide your phone into because screens aren't getting any better.

I ordered a "replacement screen" from Amazon. Let's see how this goes.

by RetroRomper » Wed May 25, 2016 11:54 pm

RealNC wrote:When I think of Apple, I think of this:
Thats just an advert for anyone living in San Francisco.

by loafergirl » Thu May 19, 2016 1:18 pm

matter of time
not manner
I'd tell myself to lay off the sauce but I'm not on any

by loafergirl » Thu May 19, 2016 1:17 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
loafergirl wrote:I like my crackberry. I'm sure I'm not even scratching the surface of it's abilities, but I do so love having a keypad that isn't touch screen.
Have you tried a phone without a keypad? Some say they are smooth, smooth like hairless vanilla ice cream.
??? as in touch screen or voice recognition? The mepad mini (er ipad mini) has touch screen and I can manage that one, but phones with their tiny touch screen keypads are awful. Voice recognition... HAHAHAHA as I sit listening to youtube music while my son is watching Octonauts on Netflix, two more children will be arriving from school in a manner of time and it is not unlikely one will be asking to use the house phone, meanwhile a fat cat might be meowing waiting to be fed. There are quiet occasions..... hahahaha voice recognition. "Siri what is -mommy can I...." BING "mommy is a slang term for 'mother' usually used by younger children" continuing in the Siri voice "please do not try to use me again unless they are in school"

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Wed May 18, 2016 8:03 pm

loafergirl wrote:I like my crackberry. I'm sure I'm not even scratching the surface of it's abilities, but I do so love having a keypad that isn't touch screen.
Have you tried a phone without a keypad? Some say they are smooth, smooth like hairless vanilla ice cream.

by loafergirl » Wed May 18, 2016 5:10 pm

I like my crackberry. I'm sure I'm not even scratching the surface of it's abilities, but I do so love having a keypad that isn't touch screen.

by Tdarcos » Sat Apr 30, 2016 10:40 pm

AArdvark wrote:Are there any smart phones that run an OS besides iOS or Android?
Crackberry.

by AArdvark » Sat Apr 23, 2016 6:55 pm

Are there any smart phones that run an OS besides iOS or Android? I guess the Windows phone, but that's already dead.


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by Flack » Sat Apr 23, 2016 5:21 pm

Somebody is.

by AArdvark » Sat Apr 23, 2016 1:40 pm

You may be right





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by Tdarcos » Fri Apr 22, 2016 9:36 pm

AArdvark wrote:I never cared for the more-expensive-means-better philosophy that Apple fosters. I also dislike status symbols of any kind, being the humble person that I am, therefore pass on all things Apple. Apple is OK , just not for me.
From what I've seen, Basically whenever Jobs wasn't around - and sometimes when he was - Top Management at Apple did practically anything they could to run the company into the ground. Apple could have had a big piece of the corporate IT market if it wanted to, maybe ended up with 15-20% of the computer market, just change a few things like offer bulk sales and have some tech support for corporate customers, nothing that would compromise their brand image, their quality or anything except do what any smart marketer does: offer large quantity customers a discount to compensate for the reduced cost to move the merchandise. But Apple said no.

So what we have now is 90% of the PC hardware market belongs to Windows, about 4% to Apple, about 5 1/2% to Linux, and the remaining 1/2 of 1% to everything else such as Syllable, Plan 9, QNX and all the BSD releases not from Apple.

At one point Apple had fucked up so bad they had to borrow something in the neighborhood of $100 million from, of all places, Microsoft. MS did it because by keeping Apple alive they basically made themselves invulnerable to another antitrust complaint since it provided a provably legitimate choice in a different operating system.

If the Ipad and Iphone with their incredible markups hadn't saved the company and given it a huge bankroll Apple would have gone the way of Bear Stearns.
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APPLE IS JUST ALRIGHT WITH
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Is that by any chance a take on the Doobie Brothers' song "Jesus is Just Alright"?

by RealNC » Tue Apr 19, 2016 10:59 pm

When I think of Apple, I think of this:

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by AArdvark » Tue Apr 19, 2016 5:40 pm

The plant manager at work is a total Applehead and will extoll the virtues of all the various devices to no end if you let him. I never cared for the more-expensive-means-better philosophy that Apple fosters. I also dislike status symbols of any kind, being the humble person that I am, therefore pass on all things Apple. Apple is OK , just not for me.


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APPLE IS JUST ALRIGHT WITH
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