I don't know who that drawing is supposed to look like, but it looks absolutely nothing like me. If I was going to guess - and I have no idea where this one came from - I think it looks like John the Baptist, the one the largest selling book of fiction in the world says dunked Jesus H. Christ in a lake.

Ben and Billy were both using it as their avatars and I wanted to get in on the act by drawing my own

I am going to nominate this one for like SEPTEMBER because after 8 jokes we just see Paul's goddamn head and torso for a month, as inspired by the Cyberpunk graphic - I think? Was it inspired by that, Vartus?

Look, I'm not giving the kid a hard time, but I think we all know what the #1 Crazy Doodle was.

That leaves 12 other months! I said 11 because nobody is going to understand the custom calendar industry like I do. Do you think Abigail Ratchford has 12 pictures of her taken and repeats it for the cover? Of fuckin' course not. And some calendars do 14 months but we're LETTING THAT GO.

I am now taking nominations for the other 12 months for Crazy Doodles. It's OPEN. Let's go!!!