Cryptozookeeper on Steam

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Re: Cryptozookeeper on Steam

by Tdarcos » Sun Nov 22, 2020 3:49 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:37 am
This is a new review that I really appreciated: https://spillhistorie.no/2018/10/24/inn ... zookeeper/
for those wanting to read the review but aren't good with Norwegian, or whatever it was, here's a link to

The Bing Translated page:
https://www.translatetheweb.com/?ref=TV ... okeeper%2F

The Google Translated Page:
https://translate.google.com/translate? ... zookeeper/

Here's the opening:
Impression: Cryptozookeeper
October 24, 2018, 12:10 p.m. by Joachim Froholt

Are you looking for an adventure game completely out of the ordinary? Take a look at Cryptozookeeper.

Cryptozookeeper follows a guy named William Vest, who makes a living by delivering more or less lugubrious packages to more or less lugubrious people. It all starts with a job where he has to transport a package marked "bone marrow from an alien" to a known criminal. The delivery job goes straight west, and before he knows it, he is in a cell with the body of his best friend. In fact, his day will be even tougher before the next few hours are over.

There was one word I had to look up in the above:

Definition of Lugubrious. looking or sounding sad and gloomy.

If the game is described correctly, I think delivering more or less suspicious packages to more or less suspicious people" is probably more correct. Jonsey?

Re: Cryptozookeeper on Steam

by Flack » Wed Nov 18, 2020 3:39 pm

I will STREAM this soon!

Re: Cryptozookeeper on Steam

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Wed Nov 18, 2020 11:18 am

I tweeted this, but if we get anyone that registers between now and the end of the year I will give them a Steam key. (And if you don't have one already just lemme know.)

Re: Cryptozookeeper on Steam

by AArdvark » Thu Feb 07, 2019 4:01 am

The man in the Silk suit buys a new car from the profits he makes on your dreams

Re: Cryptozookeeper on Steam

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:12 pm

It's on sale again. I did not put it on sale. I don't know how anything on Steam works.

Re: Cryptozookeeper on Steam

by pinback » Tue Dec 25, 2018 9:32 am

I'm makin' a lasagna... for one.

Re: Cryptozookeeper on Steam

by Flack » Tue Dec 25, 2018 6:50 am

No tears unless you hit your goal. In that case... who's cuttin' onions?

Re: Cryptozookeeper on Steam

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Dec 24, 2018 3:36 pm

That was mighty kind of you sir. I'm ... it's ... it's a little dusty in here...

Re: Cryptozookeeper on Steam

by Flack » Mon Dec 24, 2018 3:12 pm

Twitter plug! Let me know if you hit your goal!

Re: Cryptozookeeper on Steam

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Dec 24, 2018 10:17 am

It appears that I am five dollars away from getting my first payment from Steam. I maybe even would have had it by now if I had activated it for Mac and Linux. I am going to try to do it before the end of the year, but you know how the holidays are if you are in a relationship when it comes to free time.

Re: Cryptozookeeper on Steam

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:37 am

This is a new review that I really appreciated: https://spillhistorie.no/2018/10/24/inn ... zookeeper/

Re: Cryptozookeeper on Steam

by Billy Mays » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:33 am

I'd never report you, I did tag your game for nudity which was a lot of fun, but reporting you would be taking things too far.

Re: Cryptozookeeper on Steam

by pinback » Thu Jul 12, 2018 6:44 am

I don't understand. Why can't you talk about sales? I'm sure I've heard sales numbers on other products.

Re: Cryptozookeeper on Steam

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:58 pm

I don't need some one reporting me to Valve. Would you report me? I'd report me.

Re: Cryptozookeeper on Steam

by pinback » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:17 am

"I can't talk about sales."

Talk about sales.

Re: Cryptozookeeper on Steam

by Flack » Thu Jul 05, 2018 7:26 pm

Sorry it took me a couple of days -- you would be amazed at what effort it takes to get a computer, my Steam information, and my credit card all in the same room at the same time!

Re: Cryptozookeeper on Steam

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Thu Jul 05, 2018 6:42 pm

I can't talk about sales, but I just want to say thanks to you guys that have partaken, the kindness is uplifting!

Re: Cryptozookeeper on Steam

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Wed Jul 04, 2018 12:45 pm

Yes! I had to have a Valve employee help me out on a few steps but I'll say this, they are upbeat, positive, helpful and kind.

I'm trying to be the same with this release.

Re: Cryptozookeeper on Steam

by RealNC » Wed Jul 04, 2018 10:57 am

You made it through Steamworks and survived?

Re: Cryptozookeeper on Steam

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Wed Jul 04, 2018 9:38 am

Not really, this isn't about getting money from Americans and Canadians, it's about so much more.

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