Billy Mays reviews Annoyotron.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Mar 17, 2017 9:51 pm

People overthought Annoyotron, that is true. Nobody here, but people did definitely do that.

by **RetroRomper** » Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:20 am

Tdarcos wrote:And for $50 Pinback can buy an improved review.

Or a cheese pizza (hey, we are still in a recession!)

On Annoyotron, it was the third JoltCountry game (behind Necrotic Drift and No Time to Squeal) that I played and remember laughing myself into a stupor. I really don't get these reviews or thoughts that go beyond super ultra critical into just plain dorky in completely missing the point and tallying up the final product on how well that was accomplished.

by **Tdarcos** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 4:29 pm

Almost on board here wrote:I think what Paul is trying to say here is that he wants pinback to make a game about him next.

No, it meant that since everyone else was praising the ridiculous 1-click game that I decided to pile on the opprobrium of the game to be completely different.

by **Almost on board here** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 1:41 am

I think what Paul is trying to say here is that he wants pinback to make a game about him next.

by **Tdarcos** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 10:46 pm

This game has so contaminated my soul that I made a mistake in the previous article. I meant to say that a better class of movie than this game was the Saw franchise.

by **Tdarcos** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 10:44 pm

Games like this represent the worst of the worst in human society. Construction of the Gas Chambers at Auchwich and Dachau had greater value to human civilization. Its only purpose is to demonstrate how wonderful mass murder and suicide are to healthy people.

It is an example of the type of activity that is inexorably leading to the collapse of Western Civilization and to the downfall of humanity.

If there are worse creations in the depths of depravity, I would be hard pressed to name them.

For a change of pace, may I recommend the Sae franchise of motion picture films, which are more celebratory of the human spirit and less mean and nasty, and corrosive to the soul, than the piece of excrement this game constitutes.

And for $50 Pinback can buy an improved review.

by **Jizaboz** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 3:32 pm

Outstanding work, Pinback. Sensational.

by **pinback** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 3:06 pm

It really SHINES now!

by **All my friends are fish** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 1:02 pm

Billy Mays updated the title of his review for this game to make it more catchy.

by **Billy Mays** » Fri Sep 30, 2016 6:05 pm

pinback wrote:There ya go, buddy!

I believe you just created the greatest interactive fiction game of all time!

by **pinback** » Fri Sep 30, 2016 4:35 pm

There ya go, buddy!

by **pinback** » Fri Sep 30, 2016 4:32 pm

Sure. It's Early Access, of course, so this is a good time for early adopters to provide the development process with exciting ideas for the final release.

You have GAINED A LEVEL!

by **Billy Mays** » Fri Sep 30, 2016 4:30 pm

pinback wrote:http://nightowl.pinback.space/billygame.html

Is there anyway you could add a long farting sound along with the message you get when the button in pressed?

by **Billy Mays** » Fri Sep 30, 2016 2:44 pm

pinback wrote:http://nightowl.pinback.space/billygame.html

Now that was a 5 star game!

by **pinback** » Fri Sep 30, 2016 2:20 pm

http://nightowl.pinback.space/billygame.html

by **Billy Mays** » Fri Sep 30, 2016 2:13 pm

pinback wrote:http://ifdb.tads.org/viewgame?id=y4wmfdfy38vys7s2

By "next", I was referring to the next game you make, not the "next" game that you made.

by **pinback** » Fri Sep 30, 2016 2:06 pm

http://ifdb.tads.org/viewgame?id=y4wmfdfy38vys7s2

by **Billy Mays** » Fri Sep 30, 2016 1:53 pm

pinback wrote:Me, because I thought it was funny.

Better luck with your next game?

by **pinback** » Fri Sep 30, 2016 1:49 pm

Me, because I thought it was funny.

by **Billy Mays** » Fri Sep 30, 2016 1:48 pm

pinback wrote:
Billy Mays wrote:There is not a single redeemable quality in this vapid game, and should be avoided.
This was before you promised not to be mean to us, so I forgive you.

Who wrote this game, and why?

Billy Mays reviews Annoyotron.

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