by AArdvark » Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:20 pm
Fuuuuck, I did throw those names out there, didn't I. Now that I think about it I'm kinda glad the first episode didn't record all the way. I made a couple mean jokes about people in wheelchairs, people in wheelchairs that post here.
The funniest moment was when Jennifer Conolly was following a horse fly towards the Swiss chalet and I said: "Oh come on, it's going to lead her to a dead woodchuck." I laughed for a full minute after that one. That part I wish was recorded, the rest...eh. I started slurring around the last half and my vision wasn't 100 percent, so who knows what the hell I was talking about.
I think I'm going to find better movies. I only picked these because they were available and I hadn't seen them before. Can't believe my buddy paid thirty bucks at Sam's Club for these. I understand now why MST3K watches each of their movies six or seven times before they record anything. I thought up way more jokes the next day. That would be just imitation though and I don't want to do that. I have an idea for the next episode. I Googled '80s movies you haven't seen before' and not surprisingly it came up with a slew of them. Stuff that's not horror movies, that's the ticket!
THE
I'D RATHER
BLATHER
AARDVARK
Fuuuuck, I did throw those names out there, didn't I. Now that I think about it I'm kinda glad the first episode didn't record all the way. I made a couple mean jokes about people in wheelchairs, people in wheelchairs that post here.
The funniest moment was when Jennifer Conolly was following a horse fly towards the Swiss chalet and I said: "Oh come on, it's going to lead her to a dead woodchuck." I laughed for a full minute after that one. That part I wish was recorded, the rest...eh. I started slurring around the last half and my vision wasn't 100 percent, so who knows what the hell I was talking about.
I think I'm going to find better movies. I only picked these because they were available and I hadn't seen them before. Can't believe my buddy paid thirty bucks at Sam's Club for these. I understand now why MST3K watches each of their movies six or seven times before they record anything. I thought up way more jokes the next day. That would be just imitation though and I don't want to do that. I have an idea for the next episode. I Googled '80s movies you haven't seen before' and not surprisingly it came up with a slew of them. Stuff that's not horror movies, that's the ticket!
THE
I'D RATHER
BLATHER
AARDVARK