by RetroRomper » Wed May 27, 2020 2:22 am
Tdarcos wrote: ↑Mon May 25, 2020 8:56 amRemember, Retro said, when I die, the mortuary can't even take me for cremation, as my worthless carcass contaminates toxic waste.
Much like James Joyce, my wordage is all over the hood while I'm crafting rhymes and phrases like Benjamin gets a spot on the 100 billa.
No, I simply meant it as an interesting way to say that you're so fat, your weight will be over the operating limits of the conveyor the mortuary uses, so you'll have to be cut in half with a chainsaw on a filthy, blood soaked concrete floor. You'll saunter on forth to be a gigantic pain in the ass even in death, as the Morticians try to haul one half of your carcass onto the conveyor, it's discovered that you're so heavy they have to cut you into fourths.
[quote=Tdarcos post_id=109579 time=1590422183 user_id=829]Remember, Retro said, when I die, the mortuary can't even take me for cremation, as my worthless carcass contaminates toxic waste.[/quote]
Much like James Joyce, my wordage is all over the hood while I'm crafting rhymes and phrases like Benjamin gets a spot on the 100 billa.
No, I simply meant it as an interesting way to say that you're so fat, your weight will be over the operating limits of the conveyor the mortuary uses, so you'll have to be cut in half with a chainsaw on a filthy, blood soaked concrete floor. You'll saunter on forth to be a gigantic pain in the ass even in death, as the Morticians try to haul one half of your carcass onto the conveyor, it's discovered that you're so heavy they have to cut you into fourths.