Oh, missed it. Happy birthday... two weeks later...

Considering that you're married, I presume your wife gave you the most special present. As Karla Bonoff sang in Personally:

I got something to give you
That the mailman can't deliver
I can't mail it in
I can't phone it in
I can't send it in, even by your closest kin
I'm bringing it to you, personally

I do not need to know if you got that present.

happy happy fun fun

Did you have a Birthday Beer?

Birthday happy!

Thanks, Billy! Thanks, Bryan! Thanks, whoever replies below this reply!

Happy birthday, Ben! I honestly nearly started this thread myself, but couldn't verify this really was your birthday in the archives and started to get suspicious that this was all part of an elaborate Jamaican chicken hoax. I thought I might be able to get confirmation somehow on your website, but the website link in your profile just lead to hentai...lots of hentai. However, now that Billy has taken the risk all upon himself I'm happy to join in. Have a great day man!

Happy Birthday, pinback!!!!

I hope your chicken comes out really nice!