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  Topic: Review: Yeo's Extra Hot Chili Sauce
Tdarcos

Replies: 15
Views: 98

PostForum: Berthilda's Kitchen   Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 4:32 pm   Subject: Review: Yeo's Extra Hot Chili Sauce
We reached the point of the thread where we tell each other to kill ourselves. I'm okay with this, it's all in fun, but I would like to note that it's usually much later in the process than this.
I j ...
  Topic: Review: Yeo's Extra Hot Chili Sauce
Tdarcos

Replies: 15
Views: 98

PostForum: Berthilda's Kitchen   Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 11:52 am   Subject: Review: Yeo's Extra Hot Chili Sauce
Any chance you could take a page from Mama Cass next?Did that already, had congestive heart failure two years ago.

That's an urban legend. Mama Cass Elliot died of a heart attack, not from choking ...
  Topic: Review: Yeo's Extra Hot Chili Sauce
Tdarcos

Replies: 15
Views: 98

PostForum: Berthilda's Kitchen   Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 11:49 am   Subject: Review: Yeo's Extra Hot Chili Sauce
Paul, that's dumb.

Yeo's Chili Sauce is a "sweet chili sauce", which generally means it usually has virtually no heat at all, and it's usually used as a dip or glaze for Asian-style food ...
  Topic: Adultery is probably no longer a crime
Tdarcos

Replies: 6
Views: 44

PostForum: The Troll Room   Posted: Mon May 22, 2017 7:06 pm   Subject: Adultery is probably no longer a crime
Bread court.


That sounds like a fast food place in a mall.


Wouldn't it be more kitchen countertop appliances? A jury of the toaster's peers?

No, you don't get it. The toaster cooked a pie ...
  Topic: Fun Raspberry Pi projects
Tdarcos

Replies: 2
Views: 38

PostForum: The Adventurer's Guild   Posted: Mon May 22, 2017 6:55 pm   Subject: Re: Fun Raspberry Pi projects
The next Pi project I want to outline is PiHole. PiHole works as a DNS service for your home computers, and it blocks ads from getting in.

Well, for technical people like us that's okay as long as ...
  Topic: Review: Yeo's Extra Hot Chili Sauce
Tdarcos

Replies: 15
Views: 98

PostForum: Berthilda's Kitchen   Posted: Mon May 22, 2017 6:20 pm   Subject: Review: Yeo's Extra Hot Chili Sauce
To take a page from Bill Maher, New Rule:

It ain't really "extra hot" until it has a caution similar to that on pesticide packages, "Warning: Feferal law prohibits use of this produc ...
  Topic: Adultery is probably no longer a crime
Tdarcos

Replies: 6
Views: 44

PostForum: The Troll Room   Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 5:26 am   Subject: Adultery is probably no longer a crime
Dude, it was a toaster.

So do a doodle about a toaster on trial for murder in bread court, with different slices of bread in the jury box, the toaster's lawyer a standing piece of Italian, and the ...
  Topic: Step down, Carolina Reaper, you've been overtaken
Tdarcos

Replies: 7
Views: 54

PostForum: The Troll Room   Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 12:17 am   Subject: Step down, Carolina Reaper, you've been overtaken
I want this joke to be completely exhausted
Hooray, you did it!
"You did it, you did it, you did it, you did it, you did it in a minute."
- Hall and Oates
  Topic: Adultery is probably no longer a crime
Tdarcos

Replies: 6
Views: 44

PostForum: The Troll Room   Posted: Sat May 20, 2017 11:55 pm   Subject: Adultery is probably no longer a crime
Summary: Aardvark spoke about a toaster in a doodle being charged with adultery, and why I think that (the real thing) is no longer possible even if it's still illegal in some states, as I think anti- ...
  Topic: Crazy Doodles
Tdarcos

Replies: 225
Views: 7168

PostForum: The Troll Room   Posted: Sat May 20, 2017 11:02 pm   Subject: Crazy Doodles
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  Topic: Marie Sharp Survey
Tdarcos

Replies: 7
Views: 71

PostForum: Berthilda's Kitchen   Posted: Sat May 20, 2017 10:20 pm   Subject: Re: Marie Sharp Survey
The background: Marie Sharp makes the finest, most famous habanero hot sauce in the world.

But, but, buit, what about Bhut Jolokia?

And I have now officially "worn out the welcome" o ...
  Topic: How I Broke My Phone
Tdarcos

Replies: 36
Views: 2296

PostForum: Orc's Head Tavern   Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 5:36 pm   Subject: How I Broke My Phone
Let's go back about 24 years.

My sister Joann owned an adorable white Persian cat. She wanted him to have an elegant name, so she called him Bijou. My sister was a bit of a cat person, although no ...
  Topic: Step down, Carolina Reaper, you've been overtaken
Tdarcos

Replies: 7
Views: 54

PostForum: The Troll Room   Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 2:14 pm   Subject: Step down, Carolina Reaper, you've been overtaken
In fairness to Jonsey, he was imitating you, which includes being wrong about whatever the topic is.

So, in a sense, even your correction of him was wrong, because his error was perfectly calculate ...
  Topic: How I Broke My Phone
Tdarcos

Replies: 36
Views: 2296

PostForum: Orc's Head Tavern   Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 1:09 pm   Subject: How I Broke My Phone
Once we were moved in I think I spent a week learning the city, where stuff was, buses, the library, downtown, and other things.

My mother shopped at second hand stores all the time, always brought ...
  Topic: How I Broke My Phone
Tdarcos

Replies: 36
Views: 2296

PostForum: Orc's Head Tavern   Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 12:12 pm   Subject: How I Broke My Phone
Let's go back to sometime in 1971-1972, approximately.

Our whole family (me, my older sister, older brother and my mother) drove from Milwaukee to Denver. I hadn't realized just how smart I am at t ...
  Topic: How I Broke My Phone
Tdarcos

Replies: 36
Views: 2296

PostForum: Orc's Head Tavern   Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 8:14 am   Subject: How I Broke My Phone
"Dapper, the cat that got renamed."

Having lost our precious Princess, my mother decides to buy another cat. She goes to a pet store and buys a light-colored kitten, But can't decide on a ...
  Topic: How I Broke My Phone
Tdarcos

Replies: 36
Views: 2296

PostForum: Orc's Head Tavern   Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 7:53 am   Subject: How I Broke My Phone
Anyway, let's get away from assholes and back to pussy.

Princess never had problems from her accident, she lived for many years after the accident, going out every day to exercise and do her busine ...
  Topic: How I Broke My Phone
Tdarcos

Replies: 36
Views: 2296

PostForum: Orc's Head Tavern   Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 7:24 am   Subject: How I Broke My Phone
That's cruel and unnecessary.

Please apologize to Paul about that, and only that comment.
Not important, it was funny.

I could not use one of these. I tend to forget things, not check and reche ...
  Topic: I can't believe Tdarcos outlived....
Tdarcos

Replies: 717
Views: 75119

PostForum: The Troll Room   Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 7:07 am   Subject: I can't believe Tdarcos outlived....
It that the "fucking Jew" Fox guy?

Yes. Wikipedia says Roger Ailes, founder of Fox News, called a guy a "fucking jew prick." Which might be redundant.
  Topic: I have yet to figure out the public's tastes
Tdarcos

Replies: 10
Views: 56

PostForum: The Troll Room   Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 7:01 am   Subject: I have yet to figure out the public's tastes
spurts

Gross.
Oh come on, I'm sure it was fun for somebody.
 
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