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  Topic: Daffynitions and puzzles
Tdarcos

Replies: 12
Views: 49

PostForum: The Troll Room   Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2017 1:53 am   Subject: Daffynitions and puzzles
I am
this thread.
Solution: "I am over this thread."
  Topic: Daffynitions and puzzles
Tdarcos

Replies: 12
Views: 49

PostForum: The Troll Room   Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 6:51 pm   Subject: Daffynitions and puzzles
Here's another

Manned ---- and
We are ----- worked
  Topic: Daffynitions and puzzles
Tdarcos

Replies: 12
Views: 49

PostForum: The Troll Room   Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 6:46 pm   Subject: Daffynitions and puzzles
The second one is "looked something under, I have." At least according to Yoda, it is.
Try again. You need to add one or more words to make it into a gramatically correct sentence. Just loo ...
  Topic: Daffynitions and puzzles
Tdarcos

Replies: 12
Views: 49

PostForum: The Troll Room   Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 6:19 pm   Subject: Daffynitions and puzzles
Let me take a stab at it!

The solution to the second puzzle is:

Look, I have something in my undies.
(Insert Buzzer Sound) Sorry, try again.
  Topic: Daffynitions and puzzles
Tdarcos

Replies: 12
Views: 49

PostForum: The Troll Room   Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 8:11 am   Subject: Daffynitions and puzzles
Irony - What happens when you knock the iron off the ironing board and it hits your knee.
Agony - what you feel after irony.
appalled - what I feel when I have agony


A rebus is a word puzzle ex ...
  Topic: Music I can't believe I'm just discovering
Tdarcos

Replies: 22
Views: 309

PostForum: The King's Quarters   Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 9:32 pm   Subject: Music I can't believe I'm just discovering
You didn't put a "/" in front of your closing YouTube link. Video links with dashes work just fine.

You're right, sorry.

Here's one I found by accident when Amazon Music on my Fire TV ...
  Topic: We are on the cusp of disaster as a community.
Tdarcos

Replies: 5
Views: 54

PostForum: The Adventurer's Guild   Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 9:09 pm   Subject: We are on the cusp of disaster as a community.
The movie "30" with Jack Webb as the editor of the #2 Los Angeles Newspaper is discussing with his best friend, the lead transcriber who takes field reports over the phone from reporters and ...
  Topic: adidas superstar online
Tdarcos

Replies: 1
Views: 52

PostForum: The Adventurer's Guild   Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:13 pm   Subject: adidas superstar online
Thank god for google translate. All day I dream about sex.

Brings new meaning to Nike having the motto "Just do it."

They do something similar for cars.

Ford - Found On Road Dead
...
  Topic: HOT SAUCE REVIEW: Oso Cry Out Chili Sauce
Tdarcos

Replies: 7
Views: 129

PostForum: Berthilda's Kitchen   Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:57 pm   Subject: HOT SAUCE REVIEW: Oso Cry Out Chili Sauce
This product is so unique I was the first to list it on http://upcdatabase.com a public database of several million products having UPC codes.
  Topic: I should be dead already
Tdarcos

Replies: 6
Views: 451

PostForum: Orc's Head Tavern   Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:50 pm   Subject: I should be dead already
Yes. All you guys are gonna die in five years if you don't clean it up. I'm going to die in five years if I don't clean it up. You are absolutely right and the question is: what are you going to do ab ...
  Topic: Enemies List
Tdarcos

Replies: 7
Views: 1513

PostForum: The Don Rogers Show   Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:27 pm   Subject: Re: Enemies List
But you go ahead and explain why you think it's wrong to demand massive retaliation for unprovoked acts of war.

Two wrongs don't make a right, Paul.
No, it is not "wrong," it is retaliat ...
  Topic: I'm a Texas Pete guy now.
Tdarcos

Replies: 3
Views: 68

PostForum: Berthilda's Kitchen   Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:19 pm   Subject: I'm a Texas Pete guy now.
I don't know if I would trust them. I bought some Texas Pete's brand chili and found it was - if you can believe this - worse than Hormel or even Giant of Maryland store brand chili.

"Texas Pe ...
  Topic: Music I can't believe I'm just discovering
Tdarcos

Replies: 22
Views: 309

PostForum: The King's Quarters   Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:14 pm   Subject: Music I can't believe I'm just discovering
Here are two. The first I stumbled upon on YouTube, the second I first heard on the Muzak in a local pizza place. It wasn't until I looked up the lyrics to find the song and discovered that both were ...
  Topic: On Addiction
Tdarcos

Replies: 18
Views: 169

PostForum: The Don Rogers Show   Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 10:34 am   Subject: On Addiction
I would suggest that even Paul, who you'd think would be the most suffering of us all, hasn't touched it. I don't think he is depressed. He certainly has never been driven to drink, which he will be ...
  Topic: secret colors
Tdarcos

Replies: 3
Views: 52

PostForum: The Adventurer's Guild   Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 10:24 am   Subject: secret colors
I remember this. I had a demo program which did a slide show and produced some amazing colors on CGA monitors. It was a demo for some game. I kept it because it was amazing to see how someone was able ...
  Topic: I can't believe Tdarcos outlived....
Tdarcos

Replies: 667
Views: 69631

PostForum: The Troll Room   Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:41 am   Subject: I can't believe Tdarcos outlived....
How do I get out of this chicken-shit outfit?

07. Set up laptop next to the in-room Jacuzzi, pop open a beer, tune the television to an easy listening station, toss one back and let the bubbles tak ...
  Topic: Tdarcos shitpost
Tdarcos

Replies: 8
Views: 115

PostForum: The Troll Room   Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 12:50 pm   Subject: Tdarcos shitpost
You can skip the soaking ... but you get better results from an overnight soak first.
People are always saying that to me about my body odor.

I'm being serious now because I never had anyone aroun ...
  Topic: I can't believe Tdarcos outlived....
Tdarcos

Replies: 667
Views: 69631

PostForum: The Troll Room   Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 12:37 pm   Subject: I can't believe Tdarcos outlived....
Mike Biehn isn't dead, Tdarcos.
i KNOW THAT! Did, or did you not read what I said when I chastised Pinback? I said instead of calling me a moron, he could have said "it wasn't Michael Biehn, it ...
  Topic: Which do you say/type?
Tdarcos

Replies: 3
Views: 108

PostForum: The Adventurer's Guild   Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:18 am   Subject: Which do you say/type?
From a native English speaker's perspective, 1 IS right, and 2 and 3 are fucked up.
I am shocked to say we are in complete agreement. That is #4 that is also fucked.
  Topic: Tdarcos shitpost
Tdarcos

Replies: 8
Views: 115

PostForum: The Troll Room   Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 8:15 am   Subject: Tdarcos shitpost
This recipe, and the lofty pinto bean itself, is PINBACK-APPROVED.
That, alone, is enough to tell me to stay away from them! Besides, wasn't there a big problem with the Pinto exploding back in the 1 ...
 
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