HI! It’s week 11. There isn’t one good game this
week. I’m not even kidding. Look at these memorable rivalries and my
guess as to who their starting QBs were the last time they played each
other
St. Louis at Buffalo (Feragamo and, hell Feragamo)
Denver at New Orleans (Craig Morton and Archie Manning)
Dallas at Baltimore (Craig
Morton and Johnny Unitas)
Green Bay at Houston (Bart Starr and…. Warren Moon?)
Indianapolis at Chicago (Bert Jones and Vince Evans, but Craig Morton may
be involved)
Of course that’s not true and with the current NFL
schedule format no team will ever go more than 4 years without playing
every team in the opposite conference at least once. The troubling thing
is the lack of quality. While Arizona-Carolina should’ve been a crappy
game the Cardinals find themselves one game out of the playoffs while the
defending NFC champs are-chumps. Detroit and Minnesota constitutes the
GAME OF THE WEEK! Two teams falling faster than Leonard Little at 5 cent beer
night. After a 9-5 week this is exactly what I wanted. Bad games are
easier to call then the good match-ups.
One last thing. I was watching the games on T.V.
this weekend and noticed a barrage of ads for Black-Eyed Pea. Also known
as Chile’s or Applebee’s SOUTHERN STYLE. Anyhow their marketing slogan
is “Come back to the Black-Eyed Pea Willya” That tells me your initial dining
experience there is so bad people choose not to make it a regular
on the eating-out roster. I’ve never been once and they seem to lack the
confidence to change my mind.
One more thing. The NFL stinks when it comes to stat databases. I want to
find out who the top 10 rushing QBs of all-time are. That stat
is nowhere to be found. I'd love to know where to get this info. www.ProFootballReference.com
has a good stat database but there is no sort feature. MLB.com has an
excellent one. You kind find out who is 10,321st in hits if you want and
it takes only 30 seconds.
And now the
1.
(1) Pittsburgh
The good thing about the
AFC North is that the Steelers won't take the
Browns, Bengals or
Ravens lightly. You think William Green and Joey Porter swapping spit didn't fire up
the
men in Black and Yellow. My guess is that Chad Johnson will provide the motivation for
the
Steelers this week.
Did you know? Jerome Bettis just passed Tony Dorsett and Ricky
Waters in career rushing TDs
(79 for 14th all-time)
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2.
(2) New
England
New
England pounded the Bills Sunday night and appeared to erase the
debacle against the
Steelers two weeks ago. We can only hope for a Three Rivers Stadium AFC Championship
game. Monday Night Football against the Chiefs should be an easy win for the Pats, but
there
will be plenty of fireworks.
Did you know? Troy Brown has caught a pass reception and
interception from Drew Bledsoe.
Who is the last QB-WR duo to hook up for this rare feat? Deion Sanders-Aikman-Young?
Champ
Bailey-Jeff George? Nope Deltha
O'Neal-Jake Plummer (Nov 30th 2003, caught
a pass from Plummer, Oct 25th 2004 intercepted him on Monday Night
Football)
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3.
(3) Philadelphia
Well after that MNF preview we
know TO isn't gay. How many fantasy football leagues were
affected
by McNabb, Owens and Whitten? A lot of people happy on Sunday
probably threw
up in there mouths at Owens scoring 3 TDs. Anyhow,
the Eagles play Washington this
weekend and should beat them by 60.
Did you know? Terrell Owens'
next TD catch will tie Mike Quick for the Eagles single season TD
reception record.
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4.
(5) Indianapolis
Peyton Manning is turning into Dan Marino. That's good for passing
stats but he may end
with just as many Super Bowl wins. I can see this game against the Bears turning
into a slopfest,
but at least they won't have Urlacher to deal with.
Did
you know? Manning has passed Rich Gannon in career TD passes and can
pass Drew
Bledsoe this year. They have played 133 more games combined than Manning.
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5.
(6) Atlanta
The
Falcons put the nail in the Bucs resurgence and should be able to
cruise Their defense should
have a field day with little Manning. Amazingly they are 7-2, Michael
Vick MVP talk?
Did
you know? Alge Crumpler already has 50 more catches and 10 more TDs
than his older
brother Carlester had in his entire career.
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6.
(7) Broncos
The Broncos have to be looking ahead to their Dec. 5 match-up
against the Chargers. If they
blow this trap game against New Orleans it will become a must win. The Broncos
have been
unable to get over the hump so it should be interesting.
Did you know?
The Broncos have not won a playoff game since John
Elway retired.
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7.
(9) Jacksonville
David Garrard got off to a great start. Why? Cause Fred Taylor
decided to show up and play.
Guess
what? If they continue to run the ball this way they can beat
anyone. McNair is supposed
to be facing the Jags this weekend but I'll believe it when I see it.
Did you know? The last time
Jacksonville played a playoff game, they lost 33-14 to Tennessee.
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8.
(5) San Diego
YAH! The Chargers are back. They have a healed up Tomlinson and
plenty of time to get full
of themselves. Enter the Raiders. The Chargers started their trend of slaughtering
teams last
time they played. I believe it continues.
Did you know? Ladanian Tomlinson has amassed
7083 rush/rec yards in only three and a
half seasons.
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9.
(9) Minnesota
The Vikings aren't playing poor. they've had to deal with Indy
and Green Bay who are playing
some of the best football in the NFL. Some while I'm not ready
to call it a collapse, but they need
to beat the Lions by 30 this weekend.
Did you know? Nick Burleson is on pace
for 1008 yards receiving. Besides Moss the Vikings
haven't enjoyed another 1,000 yard receiver since Chris Carter.
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10.
(10) Baltimore
The Ravens look wild card bound. Even with Kyle Boller stinking
it up, Ogden Hurt and
Jamal Lewis's suspension they have managed to keep it going. Ed Reed for defensive
MVP?
Did you know? If Ed Reed blocks another
punt for a TD he will have the all-time record with 4.
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11.
(10) NY Jets
I am going to continue picking the Jets to lose until Pennington
comes back. Quincy Carter is
a good back up but this team needs Pennington's accuracy to have a chance.
Did you know? With another 606 yards rushing Curtis Martin is the
4th leading rusher in
NFL history.
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12.
(12) Packers
The Pack took back the lead in the NFC North. It seems no matter
how the Seahawks and
Vikings try they can't supplant the Rams and Packers. The Packers
have an odd match-up
versus the Texans. I don't think they will cover
Did you know? Brett Favre, Peyton
Manning and Daunte Culpepper are on pace to throw
over 40 TDs. the NFL has never had three quarterbacks throw 40
touchdown passes
in one year.
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13.
(14) St. Louis
The Rams put themselves in the
driver seat once again by beating on the Seahawks. Somehow ,
I
don't think this is a playoff caliber team. Mike Martz decided to actually
coach last weekend,
so why is he doing the other 16 weeks?
Did you know? Isaac Bruce is
now the Rams all-time leader in catches and recieving yards. He
has passed Henry Ellard in both categories.
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(15) Seattle
Ray Rhodes just confuses the hell out of me. They don't blitz the
beat up Rams line. Winstrom
didn't play, Anthony Simmons had to leave and Rhodes still thought Antonio
Cochran was enough
to rattle Marc Bulger. Look at the score and Bulgers line and I say-maybe not
genius.
Did you know? Shaun Alexander is
already 2nd in career TDs for the Seahawks. He trails only
Steve Largent (101)
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15.
(16) Arizona
Oh you wonderful Arizona cardinals. I've had faith in you all
year and would like you to beat
the Carolina Panthers to make me look smart. Do this and I ask
nothing else. The Cardinals are
officially an average team now. Congratulations!
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16.
(11) Detroit
Here's something to notice. The Cardinals rise is in direct
correlation with the Lions becoming
the Lions again. I guess the injuries have caught up with them since
Roy Williams and Kevin
Jones haven't done a damn thing lately. I expect them to free fall
the rest of the year to the bottom
WHERE THEY BELONG!
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17.
(17) NY Giants
I'm sorry to say it should also be curtains for the Giants as
well. They had a nice little run but do playoff
teams switch to rookie QBs in mid-season. I don't think so. Eli will
struggle because Amani Toomer
and the rest of their receivers couldn't hold Marvin Harrison's jock
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18. (18) Kansas City
Week in and week out we see the
same Chiefs players getting burned and
missing tackles. They
need to their eleven starters and ship them to eleven different teams.
Together they form one of the
most worthless
defenses I've ever seen. Then again maybe it's scheme. If they can
throw Derrick
Blaylock in and not skip a beat on offense they could probably throw Ray Lewis in at
middle
linebacker and still let up 40 points.
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19. (21) Cincinnati
The Bengals are making things somewhat interesting. They can
probably hold a parade downtown if
they finish 9-7. They will continue to beat the teams worse then
them and pull off the occasional shocker
like they did against Denver. But not this week vs. Pittsburgh.
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20.
(20) Houston
Houston looked like they were going to turn the corner until
they got outscored 80-27 in the last
two weeks. Dominic Davis managed to score 4 garbage TDs making his
fantasy value awkward at
best.
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21. Tennessee Titans
It's getting ugly in Tennessee. It's time shut down McNair for
the rest of the year and let
him heal up for once. McNair is still one of the best but he is
worthless if he can't play
without aggravating one of his 75 injuries. There will be no co-MVP
this year.
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22.. (18) Chicago
Hey, hey the Bears are playing the brand of football the brand
of football that won them
a division title
a couple years ago. They were quite possibly the worst
team to make
the playoffs in the last 20 years, but nonetheless.
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23.
(24) Dallas
You know it's funny, Military Robot Tom Coughlin has sacrificed
his pride and plugged
Eli Manning in at QB, but Bill Parcels is worried about "losing
his players" and won't throw
Drew Henson in the mix. Oh, the Big Tuna's condescending to
the media bit is a lot funnier
when his team isn't playing like Pop Warner kids. Retire you fat
lump.
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24.
(25) Cleveland
Good job Butch Davis, your mark on
the NFL will be letting William Green ruin your career.
This should be Butch's last couple months collecting an NFL
paycheck. That's a good thing,
he's one of the guys who would just make you cringe if he was hired
to coach your favorite
team.
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25.
(27) Washington
How hard is it to be a GM in the NFL? What was best case scenario
in bringing Mark
Brunell in? 6 wins? Joe Gibbs
would've been better off coaching the new Washington
baseball team.
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26.
(27) Tampa Bay
Tampa Bay is most likely done for this year but making every
game interesting. When's
the last time a team this bad was a touchdown favorite.
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27.
(29) New Orleans
Well the Saints added to the Chiefs misery and further screw up the
AFC West by beating
the Broncos. Which team shows up? Chuck and duck or shoot themselves
in the foot.
I'm going to go with the Saints because that Bronco team still has
issues.
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28.
(21) Buffalo
THE BILLS ARE BACTWACK! It's officially wait till next
year in Bills country. JP
Losman had a great start to his NFL career. He managed to create two
turnovers in scrub time.
Why he doesn't start against the Rams
this weekend is beyond me. He looks like the QB form
the Waterboy.
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(24) Oakland
Does anyone really care if the
Raiders finish their season? They don't have one likeable
player
on the roster and pretty much trot out a bunch of has-been running
backs and quarterbacks
each week to compliment their horrendous group of wide receivers. Please
San Diego, don't
slip up here.
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30.
(28) Carolina
The Panthers saved some face by adding to the 49ers misery.
This 2-7 train-wreck is a favorite
against the Cardinals. That might be the highlight of their season.
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31.
(32) Miami
The "I don't even know his name" era begins in Miami. You know what
Miami's problem is? They think it is
their birthright or something to be good.
They are too bull headed to trash the team and start over
again. I can't wait to see what washed up players and bad head
coach they bring in next year.
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32.
(32) San Francisco
Awful.
Did you know? The 49ers are the worst
team in the NFL. Of course you did, look where they are ranked!
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The Bears are on a 3 game winning streak and Craig Krenzel is
becoming the next Jim Miller.
By that I mean he is managing games and giving the ball to Anthony Thomas.
The Bears are
a better team with A-Train running the ball and they should do him a favor
and trade him
since they are the only ones who don't realize this. I don't think Manning
will go off again,
strange things happen at Soldier Field and Dwight Freeney (the only good
Indy defensive
player) is worthless on turf.
COLTS 30 Bears 25
Without the services of Chad Pennington the Jets are worthless. Check
the Jets record
in games he doesn't play. Anyhow, poor Jeff Garcia needs to win one.
expect the Jets
misery to continue.
Easily the strangest line of the week. The Rams on paper should crush
the Bills, but
the Rams haven't seen a defense like this and the elements should come in
to play. Marshal
Faulk won't get going and as much as Mike Martz detests the run they will
need it to
best the Bills at the Ralph.
BILLS 19 Rams 17